The O.j Files:grian

(Yes this is happening again :p)

Hello if you are reading this I might have been eaten by the Cow God. The reason why I made this thread was after @Nesaak leaked photos of the working conditions of the OJ factory. I spent the last year or so disguising myself as a plant in the corner of the cage break room. So it's time to show what I found.

Spoiler: Me in disguise

I was the one who put donuts out in the break room

Then one day Grian visited the sweatshop factory’s break room. He was bright as the sun which made me wonder. So I used the toaster in the room and searched up the meaning of Grian's name and guess what I found

Spoiler: Grian the Sun

That's why his shirt is red!

I dug even deeper then I found this…

Spoiler: ...Oh Lord Could it be?!

Grian celebrating after Teletubbie invasion of 1945 colorized

What does this mean well you know IDK but I went back a level so my eyes wouldn't be burned up and then I realized why Grian visited the factory since he’s the sun and the sun is orange and the factory makes orange juice. Grian is the fuel source of the Orange juice economy so if we take out Grian then the Orange juice economy will crash. Though I can seem to figure out why Grian had a mustache on his face that day.

Then while I was in the bug hall I got found by Toy__ so I had to get rid of him… (Jk he’s fine. No, not really he’s a robot now)
Been on the run for the past three months. My fake identity was DerpyDiamond24 it worked for 2 months. Now I'm being chased by solar flares but hey thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Next TED Talk 4/20/20
Sry Grolan

 

I haven't read this, I don't want to read this, can I get an eye refund for just clicking at this?

 

Spoiler: So how's everyone?

Spoiler: I'm doin good

Spoiler: I'm currently eating gold fish the snack that smiles back

Spoiler: Until you bite their heads off obviously

Spoiler: Oh wait yeah sorry you're clicking on this expecting an image right on it

Wait hold up

Alright listen here bucko.
If you expose my lord and savior one more time


There's gonna be issues.
Long live Grian the Godly Sun who blesses us all.

 

no refund policy
Next time, use ears

 

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Still has better journalism than The Daily Mail