Lost Mine Of Phandelver 5e (6/6)

I turn over agian sleeping

 

I briefly glance over before returning my gaze to Alice

 

Uwaa, it's a man...
Master told me not to talk to those...
And he has steel weapons too.
White skin, black eyes, arrowtipped tail.
As I thought, they're all bad guys!
I don't want to talk to him sooo... uh...
(that was about 5 seconds of me standing doing nothing)
Bow my head shyly. I don't understand any langiages, nope.

 

What's her deal?
She's very obviously human, so she should speak common.
Maybe it's my appearance?
She doesn't know anything else about me.
If she thinks i'm trying to get to her, she's sadly mistaken...
I swiftly slide my gaze over everyone except Alice in the carriage

Iados: "I'm nice."
He looks rather embarrassed because it sounded pretty stupid.

 

*snore*

 

smile

 

OOC: The oxen are actually wizards who cast an illusion spell to make them look like horses.

I would say 12d4 hours,

 

Look back up with a tilt of my head.
Uh... how stupid do I have to act to not understand languages.
Actually... I'll be deaf! :D
That way, I don't have to talk to any of the men here! ^-^
Smile and go back to tending the horses.

oh gawd.
That's 12-48 hours.
Half a day to two. >.<

 

How would you know he's talking to you if you're supposed to be deaf?
You are watching the oxen, right?

 

Can someone just kick me awake?

 

Yes and yes, I know all that.
But I could just not know common.

 

Hangon, a few moments

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So you're acting poorly?

 

Both would have me smile and then ignore you

 

Iados rolls his eyes and turns away
He then turns to Luther
Leans over him, holding himself upright with his hand to the right of Luther and pokes his face

 

He immediately jumps up and says "I'm not sleeping"

 

He promptly slams into something above him, that exclaims loudly.

 

"Oh... hi"

 

The pure white-skinned person above you looks a bit dazzled as his eyes fade from red to black.
"Hello"
He gives you a sharp-canined grin

 

"What did you just do with your eyes?"

 

I attempt to ignore what's going on around me. The trinket now looks like similar to a set of dice, though it's not completely finished.
How did I manage to join up with a group of people who are this stupid?