Hey Guys Wanna Work With Scps?

k thnx bye

 

but y tho

10char

 

Only if I get to strictly test the one that turns into your greatest sexual desire

(Mac N Cheese)

 

Only if you get permission from 2 site directors with level 4 clearance

 

They must need a lot of people contain all those things.
They must need... æ šwårm øf péœplè, you could say.

*Insert ”the swarm will consume all” or something like that here, idk*

 

You mentioned a swarm?

 

Ŧhé šwærm wíll çøŋśümè äll

 

Is scp 999 avalible?

 

I mean if you go on the same site as 999 is then sure you can even play with him and feed him candy ( ofc while you are on a break not on normal work hours)

 

I hear that the candy should have as little sugar as possible

Because of the ”cola can” incodent one of the drones caused

 

I got the skittles ready, sour or rainbow?

 

Yea BUT my friend who works at that site says that they sneak in some more sugary candy anyway

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Rainbow ofc take that acid crap and feed it to 682

 

[At SCP-419]
Me just upgrading stuff...
Me: NO NO NO, don’t put it on very rough
Other guy puts it on very rough
Dies in the machine
Me: You’re sooo going to die when I spawn as MTF
spawns as Chaos Insurance
Me: Damit, no friendly fire

 

Normal scp tuesday

 

Don’t eat peanut
It tastes horrible