SPOILER A Nondescript Original Internet Forums Post About An Mmorpg Minecraft Server's Incoming New Update

Benjin · Jan 12, 2019

Mac N Cheese Man said: ↑

Ooh, poetry battle? Don't mind if I do...

You think you are so hip and cool.
With your rhymes that are so great.
But I will make the reader drool.
And I will not pause to hesitate.

I'll take you down in this battle of words that mostly sound the same.
This may seem like a very bold claim.
But I promise that I will make you sir sound lame.
As I will get the fame. Yes I will get the fame.

Some of your rhymes don't even rhyme!
And your pattern never changes!
Now I'll teach you how to become the prime.
With these nasty pattern arranges.

It goes like this: ABAB!
There are more patterns than this, of course.
Now I'm surely sure that you will see.
That I'll be taking this battle by force.

Here I present another one.
It goes like this: BAAB!
This is a very good pattern, I think we all can agree.
Now that I've had my little fun I think it is clear that I have won.

I feel that I have said enough.
That was a small taste of the real stuff.
Now you can properly play the game.
And you can get the fame. Yes you can get the fame.

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Hey, good job, I know poetry isn't very easy, and I know that mine sucked hardcore, but yours was great. I mean no hate, good job dude.
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Bravo!

tig · Jan 12, 2019

Lament said: ↑

Doesn't an excessive amount of effort go against the idea of a shitpost?
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not if its a good one

yellowscreen · Jan 12, 2019

Mac N Cheese Man said: ↑

Ooh, poetry battle? Don't mind if I do...

You think you are so hip and cool.
With your rhymes that are so great.
But I will make the reader drool.
And I will not pause to hesitate.

I'll take you down in this battle of words that mostly sound the same.
This may seem like a very bold claim.
But I promise that I will make you sir sound lame.
As I will get the fame. Yes I will get the fame.

Some of your rhymes don't even rhyme!
And your pattern never changes!
Now I'll teach you how to become the prime.
With these nasty pattern arranges.

It goes like this: ABAB!
There are more patterns than this, of course.
Now I'm surely sure that you will see.
That I'll be taking this battle by force.

Here I present another one.
It goes like this: BAAB!
This is a very good pattern, I think we all can agree.
Now that I've had my little fun I think it is clear that I have won.

I feel that I have said enough.
That was a small taste of the real stuff.
Now you can properly play the game.
And you can get the fame. Yes you can get the fame.

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Hey, good job, I know poetry isn't very easy, and I know that mine sucked hardcore, but yours was great. I mean no hate, good job dude.
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Oh, you think you are good? Watch as I make a rank 10 trainwreck piece of art

I bet you can’t even go to France
Because with words you clearly cannot dance.
The pattern here is ”AABB” to start
Because I don’t want to end up joking of a fart.

I may be bad with rhymes
But I can try, James
Wait that might not be your name
Well then, let’s play a little game

A haiku it is
Has five-seven-five
Syllables in it

I did it, right
I must know that
I have an ego

The ego is large
Like, really large
I am not smart

Let’s try a new type of rhyme
It’s ”ABBA” but not to be confused with a perfect one
Those are simple, they are easily done
And in wikipedia I did not waste my time

Let’s change to a longer done
”AABBCC” is easily done
It’s a bit long, yes
But not if you open a chest
That made absolutely no sense
I must be quarantined, with a fence

Yet, I digress.
That I must stress.
For my rhymes are boring
And there’s science for me to be doing
I wasn’t designed with this in mind
Oh well, time for more of the grind

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There’s a reason I’m not intrested in arts. Anything related to art I touch becomes a trainwreck.
I think anyone could do better than me.

Assassin420 · Jan 12, 2019

Nice poetry.

flip · Jan 12, 2019

i swear this forum gets weirder and weirder each time i log on.

Aya · Jan 12, 2019

ferricles said: ↑

Look at this picture in all its glory:
As you can see, it's rather gory.
My spear has pierced Jpresent's chest,
so say goodbye to Wynnterfest.

What's that? Oh wait, there's more!
We're right in front of that big door
labeled "1.18" - the economy update,
but then we see JP's sad fate...

Wynncraft's main coder, impaled by moi
has put an halt to its repertoire.
For without the code, we can't progress,
nor any bugs can we address.

A minute later, he disappeared,
and so it played out as I feared:
Although the beta we have seen,
we must abandon 1.18 .

With all that said,
J.P. is dead.
For murder I face execution
so I leave this as my contribution.
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10/10 would poetry again

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SPOILER A Nondescript Original Internet Forums Post About An Mmorpg Minecraft Server's Incoming New Update

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