SPOILER 1.18 Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

this is 1.18

a big update

a very big update



you see this is an elusive update

once upon a time it was harbored the legendary road to dern

but everything changed when the ct nation attacked



now we are stuck with very little knowledge.

all we know is that there are gonna be fish and berries and crabs and thats it



but recently on the horizon we have a savior

jpresent

giving out presents

of knowledge

presentations of knowledge



he has told us many things such as

we're getting 2k hours of gameplay instead of 350 hours of gameplay

and gavel is getting a rework

also; this update features something better than introducing the main antagonist of wynncraft



then around 4 weeks ago we got something that everyone expected

detlas was getting a 9th rework

this time it was a good rework

presented by a walking fucking cow



anyways uh what else

oh right

rumors have flown that there might be an elusive main storyline :o

the main storyline was something we were told we'd get 3 years ago but we never got

and now we might get it





now theres some rotten flesh shit going on in the hallowynn discount place go check that out

also we're one emerald away.

and i dont know if emeralds mean months but either way its probs coming out december time



alright lets see if this thread gets reported for no reason and i get punished

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sweet dreams children

 

sounds like a cool update

 

si mi amigo

 

Fixed that for ya

 

Why is the kid made out of pepper?

 

thank you oculism jr, very cool

 

Why have you done this

 

whattttt thats not true

i have a whole collection of a whopping

5

comments saying people find this informative so stop ruining my news anchor

 

ok





10char

 

Where is the the factions... You missed most important thingy in your post about 1.18. How dare yer.

 

oh shit right part 2 coming soon

 

That's Peppered.

 

thats rotten flesh and a pumpkin you bloody walnuts

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why not do it


its called memes

for the meme god

 

If the changelog isn't done in this style, I'm gonna be sad

 

deals with the devil arent a good thing

i doubt theyd want to get my opinion on how to do it

 

Jalapeno

 

You forgot the BEES!! :(

 

NOT THE BEES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

I have so many questions now.

 

Stop trying to revive this dead thing, it isn’t funny and makes birds cry :(