SPOILER The Most Bloodcurdling Boss In Wynncraft

I was petrified when I saw it, I couldn't believe my eyes it was like Judgement Day. I had to journey to It first, my quest was horrendous. I began by heading to buy a ticket to my destination and I was greeted with an ungrateful and rude merchant.

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I couldn't believe how rude this merchant was! who was averina? and why did he "fck" averina? That is indeed a question I cannot answer till this day. I proceeded on my journey to the boat and I found a fellow adventurer sea-faring with me. Except I couldn't call this man an adventurer, for he was godlike. He was wearing the textured blue mask from pre-gavel and I could not understand it. This warrior, this angel... had finally defeated the EULA, and I had regained my lost motivation for my adventure.

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I landed ashore shortly after, and was surprised to meet a resident named "Nohno" whom lived on an island filled with chickens. My mind was baffled, where is the final boss I am supposed to defeat? could this be him? I thought twice and concluded with no, it couldn't. I entered his house and saw a scary sight, this man skinned chickens faces and made a rug out of them... I couldn't accept it! this man was my final boss! Nohno!

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I continued into his basement where I decided to explore some more, where I ended up finding his prison cages! it seems like something had escaped out of it... I did not know what.

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Looking downwards I saw a sign that had a red X figure over another chickens FACE, horrifiying! indeed! I thought many times of turning back but I remembered the god I had met on that boat, and persevered on.

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I had taken a few steps forward and fell into a pit breaking my legs, I feel the need to tell you how much despair this basement has caused me, I was stuck crawling through that tunnel for 5-6 months my only food being ripped chicken faces. I had no water to drink, only chicken urine. Every time I ate a chicken face I would feel more like a beast, I could not take it. During my 6th month I made it to the end of the tunnel and witnessed the most horrifying blood curdling monster. I had instantly made a big doo doo in my pants. I took many looks at it before I got killed. If you are reading this I am dead by now. please don't go here this monster asserted its dominance on me and left me ruined. If you go here you will be done for, please don't

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Cluck cluck motherfuckers

 

you have access to vip plaza tho

 

niceshitpost.avi

 

Get me the fryer and I will turn that chicken into winner winner chicken dinner
(Turns out I'm actually eating chicken for dinner)

 

cluck cluck open up the door whos there its me motherclucker everywhere

 

sorry but ive already been game ended

 

Then we'll game end your game ended body
!

 

t-pose to assert your dominance

 

Nohno Wife

Nohno Wife

 

Wow that person sounds familiar

 

meme threads are not allowed please delete any and all meme threads in your possession

 

lmao