Wynncraft But It's Desserts

Aight
1.18 Confirmed - Wynncraft but Sweeter

Starting Area- Basic Dessert: Nutella Squares
Emerald Trail- Emerald Green/Lime w/ Emerald Shaped Blob... Thing?
Katoa Ranch- Carrot Cake
Detlas Plains- PLAIN, Boring Cheesecake
Nether Portal- Mirror Cake
Nesaak- Frozen Tundra Shaved Ice
Jungle- Jungle Themed Cake+Cookies
Dern-Coming in 2020!!!!!
Mesa- Pumpkin Pie
Desert- Cactus Cupcakes
Ocean- Shark Cupcakes
Corkus- Mechanical Engineering Cupcakes
Volcanic Isles- Volcano Cake
Ice Nations- Ice Cream
Pre-Light Forest- PLAIN tasting dessert
Light Forest- Enchanted Forest Cake
Aldorei- Elf Hat Treats
Swamp- Swamp Themed Cake
Dark Forest- "Black Forest" Cake
Kander Forest- Decaying Skull Cake
Cinfras/Airbase- Airplane Treat
Lake Gylia Region: Lake Cake
Canyon of the Lost: Grand Canyon Cake
Molten Heights- Molten Lava Cake
Sky Islands- Floating Island Dessert
Fruma- Rainbow Unicorn Magical Dip!!!!

By the way, this update is confirmed, so if on the Seaskipper and you see a giant shark fin 5x taller than the world trade center, killing it is guaranteed to give 50 LE

However, if you die in lava cakes at Volcanic Isles or Molten Heights, all of your items on you will be permanently incinerated.

You CAN delete regions by eating the snacc.


Leaked Teasers:
A view of the changed, improved Detlas during daytime

Seaskipper With His Fishy Friends

Also, a friendly reminder: Do not take Fruma magic from strangers, it has bad side effects:

 

So delicious! 10/10 would eat my way through everything.

 

level with me: would you eat the kander forest?

 

If I knew it was tasty..probably...? It's very well made that's for sure...If it was actually cake and not an actual skull lol

 

it is
found it here:

 

Learn from this @Gabe Crocoduck

 

Looks the wait between updates has led to players desserting the game.

 

Why is this happening

 

I think some people just have a sweet tooth for jokes.

 

this thread makes me want to banana split my wrists and die

 

I might be the only one, but that cactus cake sounds... weird.

 

Ok. Here we go.

Ragni Outskirts: Frozen Pudding that takes forever to eat (because Ragni Outskirts takes forever to go through...? Nvm)

Ragni: Stale Marmite Sandwich (old but still gold.. fuck nvm)

Emerald Trail: No-Sugar Ice Cream (its a good grind)

Nivla Forest: Turd Sandwich from South Park (fuck no pls)

Katoa Ranch: Sweet-Savoury Salad (RANCH HAHAHAHAHAH)

Maltic Plains: Fruit Salad (Thank you Salted, berry cool!)

Nether Portal: Chocolate Lava Cake (the association is there)

Detlas: Ice Cream (everyone likes it)

Almuj: Liquefied Ice Cream (its so fking hot)

Rymek: $1000 McDonalds Ice Cream (its a scam)

Nesaak: Hagen-Dazs Ice Cream (its literal ice)

Iboju Village: Some tribal shit

Troms: Toothpaste (its a dessert that’s lasted for a Long time)

Llevigar: Vanilla Ice Cream (white)

Olux: Sweets (it causes decay)

Gelibord: Sugar-Coated Sweets (it causes even more decay)

Kander Forest/Lexdale: Pure Sugar (it just decays the hell out of your teeth)

Cinfras: Dessert Meal (absolutely huge)

Thanos: Thanos Car (Thanos Car can do anything)

Thesead: What the fuck

Eltom: Bread and Butter Pudding from an ice-cream store (it’s something different)

Molten Heights: Lava Cake Deluxe

Sky Islands: Fugu Ice Cream (dangerous af)

I know mine is pretty shit but ok.

Overall this is a 6.5/10 shitpost, not bad, but not that funny either. At least it’s better than most of mine

 

and the decaying head for kander doesnt?

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toothpaste=dessert
are you ok
should i call someone

 

Dammit you made me hungry.

 

the truth hurts, doesn't it?

 

why is this even a thing?

 

Holy moly guacamole, what did I just read.

 

doesnt it suck that the poor ones out of us cannot shitpost

 

Banned for using default pack

 

Where is my void dark pudding and corkus sparkling ice cream? I need those.