Guild Ved Guild Official Recruitment Pond (level 1+)

The VED go by many names....
Very evil Duckos....
Viciously Eeccentric Duckos....
Voluptuous Erotic Duckos...

We originated from the mighty pond of London Underground, we have ventured all out around Europe and have eventually surrounded the UK with out unique pond making abilities. This shows the geese how we are and shall always reign victorious! I need you, to help fight the geese!
They recently have been stealing our bread from the old ladies at the park trying to feed us and our allied pigeons. We must fight back if we want to live! We have already lost 3 ducks this week from this horrible tragedy. We must fight for our right to take flight!

Requirements:
- Must be a duck
- Must be drunk at least 3 times a day
- Must be homies with snoop dogg
- Be respectful of your elders
- Must hate geese
- Must be at least a level one!

Rules:
- no u

Application:
Copy and paste then answer the following questions -

Username:
Age:
Birth pond:
Twitter account(optional):
Favourite colour:
Favourite artist:
Favourite scooby doo character:
Dietary Needs:
What does it smell like right now:
What colour is your toothbrush:
What would you do with 15 minutes of fame:
What would you buy with 1 million:
What is satans last name:
Why are you laughing:
Yo momma so fat:
Favourite Supervillain:

You will be accepted depending on your responses to this very serious questionnaire.
All members shall get a free half eaten Jaffa cake and the right to take flight upon joining!

Notes:
- Leader is MagicalPanguin (ign)
- Try to make geese look bad
- Hide the treasure
- Mention we have discord giveaways: https://discord.gg/hC6ymt
- Go on that date with Naybelline
- You can answer these questions for fun if you want (appreciated)

 

I know it's not but if this was a shitpost it would be some next level stuff uwu

 

Mans got bare comedic intelligence innit fam
Mans got a jokey thread but gets main point across.

 

Username: Anime_
Age: 17
Birth pond: The Greatest Country USA
Favourite colour: Purple
Favourite artist:
Favourite scooby doo character: Velma be hittin sometimes
Dietary Needs: A hearty dinner everyday
What does it smell like right now: The chocolate from my stained, greasy fingers
What colour is your toothbrush: Standard green/blue
What would you do with 15 minutes of fame: Start the Space Force™
What would you buy with 1 million: Live off of my earnings for the next decade
Will you send me free hugs: Only if you swing that way

 

Accepted. Welcome to the blue toothbrush squad brother.
Your next step is to grab the nearest book to you. Turn to page 23, read me line 17.
(keep this on the low, you wanna team up on velma?)

 

Practice the strategies to approach the different types of questions found on the test
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Wow, you read the "AP Physics 1 Algebra-Based" book too?
Pretty useful isn't it mate.

 

https://discord.gg/hC6ymt

 

We accept any level and will give you free hot chocolate every friday night! :D

 

Username: FabianReturnsDC + ChristianReturns PLS invite both
Age:15
Birth pond: Loch Ness
Twitter account(optional):
Favourite colour: Blue-Green
Favourite artist:
Favourite scooby doo character:
Dietary Needs: Pizza
What does it smell like right now: Burning Plastik I guess its the computer... again
What colour is your toothbrush: BLUE-GANG
What would you do with 15 minutes of fame: Push Wynncraft and especially this guild
What would you buy with 1 million: A new Computer mine is burning
What is satans last name: Printer
Why are you laughing: MY PRINTER IS ACTUALLY WORKING !!11!!1!
Yo momma so fat: she's falling off of the bed on both sides
Favourite Supervillain: ZOOM