Franken-items

So I was getting a bit bored today and in my what-passes-for-a-mind came up with the idea of taking two items and glomping them together to create a new item with all the upsides and downsides of both... combined!

Of course, you couldn't just willy-nilly combine items like- oh I don't know... Warchief and Thrundacrack because that just wouldn't make sense, so I put together some limitations.

Item combinations must:
Be the same gear type and appearance (leatherboots-leatherboots, diamondchestplate-diamondchestplate, etc.)
Be within the same level range (1-20,20-40,40-60,60-80,80-100) (that means you, Snail armor!)
Be only two items together
Weapons must be the same class and level range, but appearance doesn't matter.

Everything about the items must be combined. That means Health, Resistances, Requirements, Powder Slots, and stats. The level should probably be an average between the two, or the higher one. I'm not picky. Use the maximum values of each.

Use this to create your items: http://wynndata.tk/customitems/

I hope to see some really crazy combinations once we get going in this thread. I'll start:
Virgostatue- https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-669463571

 

so many ballance issues

 

"Don't move and spam spells" in a nutshell.

 

but this isnt a suggestion i think its just to see what silly things we do

also can i combine the items missing and hope mega oof

 

Allow me to present...

THE SINGUFATAL!
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-868649422

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https://wynndata.tk/s/Ac8SlY
What do you mean its overpowered

 

I'm not quite sure that this would be balanced.

 

yes it is :P

 

Seems balanced.

 

MEMESTAFF
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-548889995
(Combination of Anokumeme and Plague Staff)
Do I win?

 

Hero Storm
If you've got a few skill points to share, here is this broken abomination of a helmet, with far above average damage, a good pool of health and immortality as a bonus.

(To be honest this is the most ridiculous combination with Dune Storm, Aries and Unravel or even Pride of the Aerie would've been pretty insane as well.)

Other helmet combinations that shouldn't ever exist: Nephilim+Centipide, Third Eye+Morph-Stardust and Alkahest+Cancer.

 

Bobs Mythic Pure
Base Damages Not bad for a level 75 item I would say
Adult Version (Dagger) (cleaned up stats)
Base. Damage.
I might be biased but can we turn that into an actual suggestion now? /s

 

how about
IMPECCABLE LIGHT JUNGLE GRANITE STICK?
better than any of your shit weapons



I’m serious this shit has more base damage than morrowind

how about

BETAURUS NOIRE

 

This definitely isn't broken and totally doesn't have impractical skill point requirements: https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-322018614
(Guardian + Cardinal Ruler)

 

still not as good at the oak wood wand

 

The Specialysm:
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-933753480
160k Smoke Bomb without a build: https://wynndata.tk/s/TqyhZK xD

 

THE PREDPOSYGGDRLEDNIRASIL
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-830877793

 

where have i seen something like this before... in the form of a community challenge...

 

no idea, as i believe the community challenge was themed around something, and making a new item, instead of just blatantly mishmashing 2 items together?

also:
Fractured Worship
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-766879212

too lazy to put the following together but dank names:
Phantom Molotov
Molotov Bombardier
Molotov Damnation
Spirit Molotov

 

https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-304804869
I rebalanced it a bit.

EDIT:
https://wynndata.tk/ci/Custom-800346401
I call it "Pollen".

 

how has this not been moved to suggestions yet