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Quality Quest Summaries: Quests From Lvl 1 To 5

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  1. Paladinen

    Paladinen The Paladin VIP+

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    Kings recruit

    Oh you woke up in a Place you have no idea where tf you are



    Caravan Guy: ''uh hello dud. We forgot to wake you up so the others left without ya. Don't worry, get these 3 emeralds and you'll be fine''

    You Entered the Wynn Province.

    You decided to explore the place.

    Some random residents:
    ''I Heard theres this hero Ragnar that is totally will participate in your quests, Train as hard as him and you be real stronk''

    ''Wow you climbed up here in like 30 seconds! you must be an explorer''

    ….And then you want to just get out of the strange place.

    Adventure guy:
    '' Oops, the bridge got destroyed by some lvl 1 zombies you have to push that 15 meter tall tree to get over.''

    And then you're on your way to the mine place but get stopped by some random guard dude.

    ''Hey, this Place is too dangerous! You must wear a helmet, go buy one from that guy over there instead of using a better helmet that you found from an Item Bomb, so he dont go bankrupty''

    After you bought that 3hp helmet you finally can go inside.

    Soldier:
    ''Help, I'm trapped. help me and ill help you kill these weak ass zombies with my depressing spear that deals like no damage''

    *You free him but he runs to the zombies behind you*

    Ragni Knight: ''We can handle these alone with our 1dmg weapons, even though you probably want to fight bc thats what a Soldier does. Oh and dont ask about why our Archers have 1000 hp while we have like 20 or whatever we have. Oh and dont ask why these zombies takes ridiculous knockback

    Attendant at the gate: ''Welcome to the weakest city in the game. go to the king quick so he can go to the bathroom''

    King: '' Welcome recruit nr 20k-something i lost the count, take this map so you get spoiled on all the provinces. Also take this scroll of blank paper from our Endless Supply. Now go away''

    Enzan's Brother

    This quest is level 1 and maybe it finally includes some obligatory fight like this game is about!


    Stage 1: Talk to the guy at the gate which is impossible to miss.

    ''Hey, you want to go out in the wilderness just like every player wants! WTF dude
    Me llamo Enzan, and I'm retired but I still wear my lvl 60 iron armour bc reasons.
    Even though your spells kinda 1-shots all zombies but you have no idea why you're here in the first place, it must be hard to be a recruit right now!
    I want to help you but I can't, but my jerky bro can. Go in a straight line 300 blocks and you'll find him. Tell him I sent you or I'll tell our mother''

    Stage 2: Run straight until your mana runs out, kill some lvl 5 zombies and then talk to Therck the Jerk

    ''Um I'm busy you idiot
    Okay I give you this blank paper that you can buy the worst powder thing with.
    Give it to the merchant guy next to me that for some reason only accept my notes in order to buy his powder. I have no idea how he earns Money that way since he only accepts these blank papers. Also watch out since these mercenaries is useless bc they think they can run through walls but they can't so they're stuck haha rofl.
    With powders you can enchant your weapons and armor though you need some old man in the end of this forest (IT'S ACTUALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST HAHA) in order to use it. Then go to Detlas and live a happy Life. K bai go away plox''

    Reward: 80 exp that takes 10 seconds to get by killing the zombies in red armor, but you got a powder thing that is useless since you get new weapons every other minute but okay enjoy your sad life. Atleast you completed the most boring quest in the game so...

    Poisoning the Pest

    Stage 1: Talk to the farmer guy I forgot the name of. Also he used to have a furious wife but she's gone haha lmao.

    ''Holy Moly, a fresh recruit!
    Finally someone that cares about us losers who can't defend ourselves.
    My father just died and I burried him somewhere but the Corruption stole his body from me so now i'm very sad. *sobs*
    Now he destroyes my farm! Oh no! Go use the Corkian (oh shit I spoiled a lvl 80+ province when you're only lvl 2 haah) Sprinklers to posion the pest. I have sum rat poison next to my house, use it or we ded man.
    Also I should mention he can shoot Fireballs, that sounds awesome but they deal literally 1hp when you should have like more than 30+ by now so don't worry. Also he is lvl 4 but you can't kill him bc he wears a max Health Statue which also proves why he can't move. Also make sure you don't mess up this quest bc there's bug reports all over the place in Bug Reports section on the forums. Oh shit this dialogue was very very very very very long, now go and do it! The whole world counts on you''

    *Grabs rat poison even though the farmer could just give you one after you went through that dialogue*
    *Dodges the very fucking small fireballs that shoots where you stood 4 seconds ago. Easy to dodge hahah*
    *Right clicks the water*
    *Watches the cutscene that actually is pretty good so yeah I can't make anything fun of that*

    Farmer: ''Quick, press le button at the sprinkler''

    Watch the farmer's corrupted father go insane as he actually shoots bigger fireballs and destroyes the place. Then he died and you can see his bloody skull lying on the ground. *dab*

    Farmer: ''Hey you succeded to kill my dead father even though I could just ask a lvl 100 player so hit him once! Even though he ruined the whole place and I should be poor af at this moment you still deserve these 25 emeralds so you can identify some rare leggings or something. Now go do Cook assistant or something, k bai. Also plox buy my wheat for 3 emeralds!


    Cook Assistant

    Okay a level 4 quest yay. This must be the first quest to involve some kind of combat, right? Right?

    Talk to some random Cook in Ragni:
    ''Why is this happening to me! The king wants me to bake cakes for all the new recruits but I don't have enough ingredients and literally NO ONE sells them within of the biggest cities in Wynn. HALP. Go get me 2 Eggs, 1 Bucket of Milk, and 3 Wheat (lmao how is 2 eggs supposed to be enough for just one single cake). Even though you're a beginner, I won't tell you where tf you find these stuff so you'll have to right click me again if you want to know, also your quest book won't tell ya anything.''

    After talking to the Cook again…
    ''Wheat can be bought from some poor farmer you just helped
    Milk can be bought in the ranch North
    Eggs can be found by chickens in Maltic (ACTUALLY THEY CAN BE FOUND IN KATOA RANCH BUT I WANT YOU TO A LVL 10 TOWN ALREADY NOW AT LVL 4 AHAHAHAAHAHHA)''

    *Buying wheat for only 9 emeralds, LOL*
    *Going to the Katoa thing to buy a bucket of milk for 4 emeralds, LOL*
    *Brutally murder some farmer's chickens to get 2 eggs*

    Then again go talk to the Cook who is gay:
    ''Great you got all the ingredients noob
    idk how to thank you, how about 28 emeralds and sum mana pots (but they regen mana so slow that you won't tell the difference hahah)
    Also I said the cakes is for ALL the new recruits… and you're a new recruit… but you don't get mein cakez ahahah ez nub. Cya in lvl 96 if you ever reach that level 8)''
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    I decided to do one big thread instead of many small ones. Enjoy!

    Sewers of Ragni

    Okay, the first step is to talk to this girl Jenprest

    ''Hey, you're just on time with only 2 seconds margin. Okay some evil dude blocked a pipe in the sewers. You must help me, otherwise you can't go through this dungeon… Meet me up the hill, just right of this bigo drain. Also my name is an anagram of jpresent which mean I'm your lord and savior and should be sitting on a throne, but let's not talk about that.''

    -Going upstairs and NOT straight to the dungeon entrance which noobs do :I

    ''Wow you're already here, even though you would have waited 9001 hours I would have say that bc im very nice. Also there might be some nasty monsters in here so be ready with your lvl 5 weapon''

    Now you're exploring the sewer and trying to find the blockage. You see some mobs here but they have the smallest hitboxes possible, and you're sadly an Archer so rip. Then kill a reaper thingy that looks like Death Jr. Then you find Jenprest infront of you.

    ''Oh hi, don't ask how I managed to get here before you. I already found the blockage. Here, use this testicl… small explosive-thingy to blow up the blockage. Also it seems like there's someone that doesn't want us here.''

    Press the button under the TNT.

    Watch the most cringy cutscene where you're floating in the big stream of water.

    Push that pillar so those stuff from the roof are falling down somehow.

    Bob's Dernic Mother: RELEASE ME PLEASE SO I CAN UNLOCK ALL THE NEW DISCOVERIES.

    Talk to Jenprest that managed to get there before you somehow.
    ''Oh nice, you're alive. Use the testicl…. small explosive thingy to blow up this wall even though you have already used it. Don't worry about me standing in the middle of the explosion, I am jpresent so I have typed /gamemode 1 which means nothing can kill me, not even Endermen.

    Oh shit the 'small' explosive thingy blew up the sewer entrance.

    Jenprest: ''Oh no, oh no no no, oh no no nonono no no. Did YOU blow up that? Come to me immediately or I'll get the ban hammer''

    Going to Jenprest:
    ''Oh no, this is no bueno.
    That was sealed for a reason.
    Now I was going to say some Ragni and Bob lore but I don't want to bore you out so get this chestplate that is 4 levels higher than you. Go defeat the sewer leader while I'll inform the King so he can send in some Knights that will fail really hard at the parkour part. Bai''

    Spider Cave

    Talk to the Hatath guy:
    ''Salut, young traveller. I want to give you a ''challenge''
    Go down this cave and get me 3 Saccharum because I need them for no reason at all, and then come up again. This ''challenge'' should take you like 1 minuto hahah. I'm not strong enough to do that even though I have hired an invincible mercenary, so do it now if you can''

    *Walks down the cave and finds those Saccharum things Hatath -totally- needs*

    Talk to Hatath:
    ''YES! THAT'S WHAT I NEED.
    Thank you for completing this ''challenge'', now take these emeralds and go away. This isn't a lore quest so I won't say why I need these (ok I reveal I will use these to cure my herpes ofc, what else). Congratz you completed the most random quest evar which you will forget when you're lvl 20.

    Oh yeez this quest is very short lOl


    Tunnel Trouble

    Step 1: Talk to Generic Captain 37# outside Detlas at lvl 5 even though the city is Lvl 10.
    ''Look, a Recruit! Behind me is an obvious-not-able-to-miss Cave. Hamburger.
    We used it as a quick travel to Ragni during the Corruption War. Hamburger.
    Now it would be useful for new recruits to travel fast between Ragni and Detlas (though idk why new recruits wants to go back to Ragni except if they're going to Troms but then they're not 'new' anymore oh shit this turned out to be a rant sry). Hamburger.
    Now you can help us clear it out so we can use it again. Pizza''

    Step 2: Talk to the Miner I forgot the name of.
    ''Oh, you must be a recruit (how many times have you been called that btw?) that Generic Captain 37# sent. Lez go! Help me clear this debris by just looking at it.''

    Step 3: Clear the debris

    *Clears debris by looking at it*
    ''Nice! Let's be careful we don't know what can be here even though it's obvious it's going to be a fight since otherwise you would be useless''

    Step 4: This step is very long so I'm not bothered to write what to do but just follow the Miner I guess.

    ''AH! Did you hear that'' NO ''Monsters! Kill them, Soldier (oh did I just promote you from recruit to Soldier?)''

    Kill the easy af mobs.

    ''What the... that debris just arrived in front of my eyes. Defend me while I use my hand to clear it bc the Government never gave me a pickaxe lol''

    *Miner used hand against debris*

    *Was very effective*

    ''There we go''

    Then you arrive at a veeery huge debris.

    *Miner used hand*
    *Wasn't very effective*

    Miner: ''Ok I'll guess this is the end... Take these emera… WAIT A SECOND! This is a long quest which probably should be 2 seperate quests so you're not done yet!''

    Then a Cow man arrive from the right.
    ''Oh uh... this is the climax of the quest but I'll just go...''

    Finally step 4 is done

    Step 5: Follow the cow man.
    ''Hi, I totally didn't expect you to follow me.
    I'm Drael. I want to free these cows from enslavement so your kind will starve. Sounds good right? Right?
    If you help me, I'll help you.
    Now go save them. I wished I was a pig… NO I MEANT COW! COW!''

    Step 6: Steal the cows from Bylvis:
    ''Hello cows. I'm just going to patrol here for no reason aswell I'll be kinda deaf and blind''

    *Opening the cow pens*

    Step 7: Return to Drael with an army of cows.
    ''Thank you for freeing the cows even though I could have done that myself bc you didn't fight or solve a puzzle or anything like that, but you're not done yet!''

    Step 8: Help Drael push the raft.
    ''Bye my cows! Now you'll be sent to Gavel (oh shit another province spoiler) even though the odds is very low''
    ''Thanks dude for helping me even though I could do Everything by myself. Now go away without asking me to help you''

    Step 9: Return to the Miner.
    ''What took you so long, recruit (ok I just demoted you to recruit again).
    Did you just steal some cows so we humans and villagers have to starve? Ok...
    Still, we can't get rid of this wall.''

    Then Drael arrives with some cows that he should have freed and sent to Gavel but whatever

    ''Hello friend. I just realized you need my help! C'mon cows, lez do this''

    *Cows used horns*
    *Was very effective*

    Drael: ''Okay nice cya in lvl 86. Bai''

    Miner: ''What the actuall fuck did I just saw. Whatever, I'm just going to stay here for the end of time. It was an honor to do this with you, recruit!

    Step 10: Speak to Generic Sergeant 54# outside Ragni:
    ''Recruit! Generic Captain 37# told me to meet you here.
    Thank you for helping us!''

    Fun fact is that I actually deleted the whole text for this quest so I had to rewrite it from Scratch. That's why I might have missed a few things









     
    Last edited: Aug 20, 2018
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  2. Paladinen

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    Now featuring the lvl 5 quests...
     
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    Quality content right here.
     
  4. Paladinen

    Paladinen The Paladin VIP+

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    Alright so I’m bumping this just because I don’t want this to die just yet (almost been 30 days).
     
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