This Is Serious Now

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/salted-exposed-the-oj-conspiracy.231049/
What started as a fun light hearted shitpost has become something much darker. Today I will uncover the secrets that Salted so desperately tried to hide.

It started with this:

Another mod confirming the story. But I dug deeper.

I found this video posted by Aarontti:

I confronted him about it and got this response.


Last time I covered how Nesaak made his escape. However something new has occured.
xSlyam being presumably mind controlled by Salted eliminated Nesaak.

This resulting in Nesaak losing his mod rank.

Spoiler: DISCLAIMER

This is a joke not to be taken seriously, I have no idea what happened and I have no intention of attacking anyone.

I asked a mod about it and they said this:

This had to be mind control. I asked privately if they were being controlled by Salted.

They still didn’t admit the truth. So I asked another mod. And they confirmed my suspicion.


This is actually disturbing. This has more layers than I could have ever imagined. I can only assume xSlyam is under this mind control as well.
Salted is mind controlling and systematically eliminating his subjects. Let that sink in.

In the next episode I will be confronting Salted about this.

 

Quick, lets use this thread as blackmail and get Salted to release Road to Dern this week!

 

Nah I think we should just let the mods be locked up in occulism's basement still tbfh

 

Well then...

 

|BREAKING NEWS|
Salted's Basement: Disturbing Secrets
​

As you can see from the thread above, Salted clearly is doing something down in his basement, from what we can see, most of the mods and CT Members from Wynncraft seem to be trapped in different sections of the basement
This right here is the proof: One of the mods being brainwashed, another one got killed in the basement for not doing his job well enough, and a CT member trying to show us a bit of footage of what the basement looks like, only made it to floor 1 though...
What other mysteries does this story contain? We don't know yet, but we will eventually do, so stay tuned to Gensokyo Stories!

Written by Aya Shameimaru
1:12AM CEST, 1/⑨/2018​

 

wryy give us the updoot

 

A meme a day keeps us alive for road to dern to come. Keep it coming!

 

I am currently in the process of finding Salted's basement.

For some strange reason recently moderators have been disappearing from MY basement.

Current amount that have disappeared:
Khaps
Toy
Slyam
Maxi
and jpresent

pretzule ran out of life support, and after 513 years of that stuff being in his system his body sort of didnt know how to exist without it.

nesaak bartered release.

Salted is very slippery. He managed to escape my basement 5 hours after the first capture.


but dont worry

when i find him i will take him in permanently.

and my basement has been upgraded.

 

Wait did Nutsack really lost the mod status?

 

Everyday a new meme is made; we are paving the road to the update.

 

For private reasons, he resigned from mod.

 

Does anyone haave any speculations?

 

I don't think Nessak would like us discussing about personal matters.

 

Yeah.

 

I still say that dern IS salted's basement.

 

It is truly disappointing to see that some people voted good.

 

Lemme try to consolidate all of this:

So Oculism and Salted are two separate people working for themselves and don’t work with each other. Both kidnap mods.

Khaps, Maxi, Toy(____), Slyam and jp have escaped Oculism’s basement. Slyam was either kidnapped and subsequently brainwashed by Salted or began working with or for him. Toy was kidnapped by Salted.

Slyam is either a) being mind controlled by Salted or b) a Corrupt mod working alongside/with Salted to kidnap mods. This may have been because of the suffering he faced under Oculism’s hands, hence he is working with Salted to overthrow Oculism and “free” the mods. What he may not know, is that Salted himself is just as evil, if not more evil than Oculism.

Nesaak has escaped and gone into hiding from both parties. Pretzule has escaped from the basement and due to being unable to cope with the traumas of his adventures in Wynn, left the realm of Wynncraft to search for new adventure.

Aaron has been (and will hopefully be) providing information to us via YouTube videos.

Toy has seen everything and is currently under mind control by Salted to prevent him from spreading information.

Salted is currently in a state of dilemma as without ice cubes, the quality and production of Orange Juice will slow.

Mods who are now in Oculism’s basement:
Grian
Colin
Nay
Stag
Headset
Devnull
Pepo
He1m
Naraka

Mods who are now working with/kidnapped by/associated with Salted:
Slyam
Toy
Boy Salted you’re really bad at this

Mods who are currently presumed dead:
Pretzule

Mods who have escaped and are on the run:
Khaps
jp
Maximi

Mods who haven’t been found yet/Status unknown:
Nesaak
Bee
Cree
Dodo
Jumla (if he’s not dead)
Moe
mooman (assuming he was ever here)
Motoki
Oculus
Red
Salk
Selvut

As to our current knowledge, there is one non-mod/CT member who is working for Salted, @A Human. According to https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/whos-bakal.233388/#post-2866497, he apparently respects Salted as a god.

Update 1: Evidence provided may show that Slyam is willingly working for Salted, so as to overthrow Oculism due to the suffering he faced at Oculism’s hands.

 

Delete this thread.
You have no business intervening in the plans, and thus should not. I highly recommend ceasing your investigations into this matter should you meet the same end as those you have spoken of.
Do not take my word as a joke, and follow them.
Cease your investigations immediately.

Who does Oculism work for?

 

I’m sorry, but you have no grounds for such an accusation! The thread you speak of only shows me saying that Salted is more powerful than Drale, and no more.

I am not in any way connected with this situation.

*quietly muffles screams*

 

Mod buyers, like me. We buy moderators and we use them for our various purposes.