SPOILER Dr Zed’s Guide To College Clubs

Ever wondered what college clubs are like? Well here’s the guide for you from someone who just moved in last Tuesday. All of these are 100% real btw.

First off you got your good old goat club. That’s right, a goat club. You talk about goats, play with goats, and even donate goats for those in need!
https://m.imgur.com/UU1dizK

Next there’s the larping club. What’s larping? It’s basically a role playing game (@SPYROHAWK) where you hit everyone with blunted swords, shields, and arrows out in a field. Some games look kinda fun, but it gets too nerdy for me when there’s stat sheets and magic.
https://m.imgur.com/iX4zPfl

And then there’s everybody’s favorite: the Furry club. I have no idea what they do, but I also don’t want to. They seem nice though...
https://m.imgur.com/A5SFNNe

Who could forget the most cancero- I mean awesome club? The Anime club: https://m.imgur.com/N0v5Rxf
They got all the hentai and mangos a loli could ask for. They also debate who’s the best waifu.

Too mainstream for you? Then the pagan club is the choice for you! https://m.imgur.com/glBZKdy
Why be one of billions of sects of Christian organizations on campus when you be oldest religion out there? They basically believe in anything and have a black lab as their Vice President! (Not joking). Unfortunately, I think they don’t do any animal sacrifices (maybe they get them from the goat club).

Now are you gay? Maybe? Are you a pilot? No? Are you a gay pilot? Definitely not? Neither am I, but there’s the National Gay Pilot Association. https://m.imgur.com/tjCvsb1
I dunno what’s the difference between that and every other LGBT+ organization on campus, but... it’s there for some reason.

Lastly, there’s the marijuana club, which is apparently better than the alcohol club (or a frat in other words): https://m.imgur.com/0rBBHhM
How it exists on a college campus is beyond me, but hey at least it’s not the heroine club or the meth club.

So hopefully you all have a good idea of what college clubs are like and are ready to get your feet wet. Who knows, maybe you’ll create your very own weird club someday!

 

"Kid around with the Purdue goat club"

Honestly, I think I'd have to join that one, even though I know nothing at all about goats.

 

count me in bruv

 

I’m sure they’d love to have you. There was barely anyone over by the booth when I was there.

 

there isnt Touhou Project club i can join alongisde @Salkasm so i guess im going for anime club

 

1) I don't do that. I would if there were other people where I live who would be down
2) It's not lark, it's larp. Live Action Role Play. LARP.

 

Lol, my bad. My team leader mispronounced it.

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I’m afraid so. :(

 

Anime club? Who even likes anime anyway?

 

Ikr?

 

while the anime club seems decent in the long run...

the goat club seems to be more satisfying for the casual student.

 

Goat club for the win!

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I might actually join it just to see how it is. I hope they’re not too weird though.