Any Class Help Depressing Items Builds

alright to all the good build makers out there. I propose a fun challenge to u all!

I want u guys to make a build that uses a depressing item as the weapon, there r no other limitations.

I want u guys to try ur best to make the build as serious of an endgame build as possible that can if not solo at least fight bosses and wars.

The best build maker will get this as their prize

Spoiler: Reward

one shiny emerald

 

https://wynndata.tk/s/1tUSY6

could probably solo most bosses, probably not LI, and good luck going 1 minute in an actual guild war with this

 

Well you have 30 seconds before actual war starts, if you pop an agi and def pot and then just spam vanish possibly >1 min

 

https://wynndata.tk/s/8bVnB2
Screw trying to use cancer taurus just go full blown poison because it's a better meme

 

no

 

depends on def tbh, nobody can defeat bob the builder

 

steps in puddle

*dies*

 

Did I hear step in a puddle and die? https://wynndata.tk/s/KDg2HS
Oh shoot uh gambler is getting reworked uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh wait I got it please implement this item ig k thanks bye

 

I see most ppl r going raw melee plus poison or just poison, as expected. Wonder what would happen if u guys tried a raw spell build

 

doesn't really work, 100% raw spell build that's not usable doesn't each 3k spins,

with melee you can tier stack to add damage in addition to raw damage

 

isnt that basically achilles

 

Definitely wasn't achilles stats multiplied by 7
As this is definitely not discharges stats multiplied by 7
I'm too lazy to explain the reason it's 7

Actually I'm going to explain anyways
The reason it's 7 is because one time I asked (this was before I had done ff 100 times btw) what to spend my 28 antikythera shards on
someone said "buy as many discharges as possible and eat it for breakfast"
Since discharge costs 4 antikythera shards
28/4=7
So I was eating 7 discharges
Thus making that item
(They told me to name it a despacito item don't ask)
Thank you for joining me on Shots Story Time of Bullshit

 

I had to do this once. Around Level 50 I lost all of my main weapons and all I had was a depressing spear and a spear one level higher. So I leveled with that spear, it was really stupid.