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SPOILER Gavel Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

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  1. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    YOU HAVE WAITED
    YOU HAVE WONDERED
    IT IS HERE

    AND IM DONE WAITING FOR 1.18

    THIS IS YOUR FAULT SALTED NOBODY WANTS TO FIGHT BERRY GODS

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    parallel to machine land, wynn, and dern, there is a big ass province named "Gavel"

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    Gavel is very advanced... They have a lot of magic.

    But they have a lot of problems, most notably the villagers who have clarinets for noses.

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    the villagers have completely corrupted the province. To the north, the forests have decayed and been destroyed.

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    But don't worry! Gavel has some good in it!

    To the south, Elves exist. Following the cliche rpg "elves are infinite good lmaoooo"

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    To the east, there is a canyon that the builders designed to make you despair. It houses one of the most powerful beings in the world; Qira.

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    Qira is afraid of a floating eye her mom told her was hiding under her bed; her friends told her to get some people and get the monster out of her bed, she took this by going way overboard and made an army of omnipotent elemental beings

    So now that's a thing.

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    100 years ago the clarinet people found the people with actually correct noses

    and made an alliance with them

    now everyone's problems are solved

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    except for the light realm

    the light realm is under attack from the darkness

    they'll fall in a few years and when that happens uh

    goodbye gavel

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    and i need to go clean the dishes so goodbye


    ;d
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  2. <div>

    <div> i will kill again HERO

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    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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  4. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    what if theyre fat and their belly fat is hanging down to their legs, mean boy
     
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    Linwood Welheart RPGing Teenager.

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    Cause all male elves have them.
     
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    aregg I like peanut butter HERO

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    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Your post has given me a chance to speak my mind. I'm tired of shitty content on Wynncraft.

    THIS, however, is the type of content that I yearn for every time I got on the forums. You made me laugh. Congrats sir! Take my like!
     
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    WithTheFish Internet Macrocelebrity CHAMPION

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    This. I'm sick of elves being good and living for 10000 years and shit. Elves are stupid and overrated.
     
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  10. Linwood Welheart

    Linwood Welheart RPGing Teenager.

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    They usually wear those long robes. Things can peek out.
     
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    What how did you find our gavel concept art
     
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    But some fantasy stories have dark elves, which are infinitely evil! Surely that balances it out!
     
  17. ocu

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