Community Event Featured Buffoon S1e2 - Jalapeno91

FEATURED BUFFOON
Season 1, Episode 2:

JALAPENO91

Hosted by @Alpha_v2 with consent from @Madkurre and the interviewed subject

Out of popular request, the featured buffoon episode 2 is now here!
As you know from following the Featured Wynncraftian, the right people are never interviewed. I believe it's high-time to highlight the people who have actually had an impact on the community.
In episode 2 we show one of the greatest caste constructers who have ever lived and the man who protests against CSST every second, @Jalapeno9 !!!

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Hello Jalapeno91, Welcome to the featured buffoon! To start off I would like to ask you a big and important question and that is: why do you not want people to @ you?

Because most of reason:
1. I maybe playing some game or watch video wich i dont want to waste time.
2. I maybe sleeping or eating.
And 3. My alarm noice is really annoying.
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Understandable, so what would you do if I went ahead and did this @Jalapeno9 ?

in forums it dosent matter, but it gets annoying in discord when every second. I just shout you to please claim down
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Ok, my bad jalapeno. To move on from that subject I’d like to ask how you found out about Wynn?

i found wynn when i was watching videos in youtube. Then i ssaw my favorite youtuber has downloaded video. it was about wynncraft. Then i watched his video and i started it tommorrow. first i didnt know lot fo it but then i realized game mechanics from his later wynncraft videos. and here i am
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Very interesting! Now this is quite a controversial question but, do you like CSST?

csst is mostly xp grind for ohter but me its really bad. csst makes these things tortuning; killing, tomb robbing, slaying, enviroment trashing and killing rare creatures thtas why i classified that as worst thing ever sience thinggs called ff and cuc exsits​

Ah, I see. That’s a very good explanation and I can respect your opinion. but I have to ask, how will you remove CSST?

i cant sience i have not power fo admin i jsut tell to nerf it and now someone is hosting csst now wich makes me mad​

that’s nice. now if you could change CSST for the better, how would you change it?

I do this: dune beast is replaced by cow, bob and amadel. and flesh eaters and dart fingers replaced with toa mobs. Tomb guardians anubises and shpinx are replaced wit hhive mobs and bosses. before boss you have to fight death and qira at same time. and hashr si replaced by orange wybel and cybel​

That’s truly an amazing rework! Now do you think you can infer on why salted made CSST?

i owuld feed him 10000 carolina reapers and then.... i dont think i can say lot mature. i wouldnt do that sience i must avoid bans​

Yes, we should definitely not try to get banned, in any case do you have any words to say to the maker of CSST?

one thing. *
times 1000X
the thing its sensor and rude words​

WOW! I never thought one could be so passionate about their opinion, I think you are truly an exception jalapeno! To continue what is your opinion on other dungeons such as the fallen factory?

ff is no bad sience its robots mostly and its bery underrated dungeon. cuc you jsut kill zombies and best way to get xp. ohters are fine even normal sst is fine​

I see... well sadly our time has come to an end here, and I’d like to thank you for being an our show (you are very inspirational) and thank you again for your brilliant opinions!

thank you see ya. now i can show ohter class_builds guys that i am the start sometimes​

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And that concludes Featured Buffoon episode 2! if you have any comments or suggestions leave them below!
(full credit goes to @Madkurre for starting this amazing series)
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what an astonishing entity
btw asking for my permission for these is unnecessary, if u think you can make a good interview just do it
edit: @Jalapeno9

 

I wonder if the interviews are real or just made-up on the spot

 

oh yeah. im the star of this show. bitches.

 

sweet mother of god this is beautiful

 

This is good.
Mhm.

 

The forums are finally great again

 

Looks like @LarzLapiz is gonna be next >:)

 

definitely poker

 

pls do more!

 

But didnt episode one just come out?

 

it did

ten word limit

 

me

everyone knows ive started a cult, made 6 incredibly amazing and original shitpost threads that are actually more useful than those big lore threads, and started a cult

 

just make your own show, thats what i did they no one let me onto theirs

 

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wynncraft,

 

i should be the next one for my terrible rankings for mythics and my horrid shitposts

 

Where is mantidmania and napiy

 

Trying to make memes for each episode of FB

 

the phone was added as an option for featured buffoon, lemme know if you guys wanna see him