The Most Complicated Board Game Ever: Redux

We're doing this again.

You've been tasked with designing a board game again.

And it must be fun to play, again.

And as we all know, complexity equals fun, so your objective is to post and come up with different rules for your game and ultimately make the complex board game ever. Anything goes, even if it doesn't make sense.

Have fun. (I'd suggest coming up with a name first.)

 

We will be discussing rules for a game named "Finding the spectrum, orbital configurations, electron filling orders, and boiling points of chemical and biological internal system that use ATP along with the mechanical oscillations of springs due to Hooke's law and planting apples in the ground."

Oh yeah, and also, everyone playing the game must hang upside down.

 

cant wait to play it. Sounds like the new monopoly

 

You must play a game where the scores are tallied in digits of 9001 and are completely random. You win a game by kicking the other players the most, and if you win a game you gain points in 9001 digits and you must add them up in 4 seconds or you get nothing. This is all in your head.

 

You and up to 3 other people are on one corner of a looping board (ala monopoly), 101 squares around. Your job is to land exactly on square 100 by rolling percentile dice each turn. If you role an 82 or above, make a new rule that must prolong the game in some way.

The trick to making the most complicated game ever is to make your lab slaves grateful playtesters do the job for you.

 

However, if you roll exactly 69 twice in three moves but not twice in a row, remove both a rule and an article of clothing.

 

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