Crazy Things You Thought Of As A Kid

I thought life was enjoyable and easy

 

In the first or second Indiana Jones there's this guy that takes the heart of people when they are still alive; I watched this when I was 8 or 9 and it terrified me so much that for YEARS I couldn't sleep on my back, because I was so afraid that the guy whould come and take my heart.

EDIT: This scene

 

That scene still scares me :/

 

Tbh I wasn't too good when I watched it again this morning xD

 

when i was like 7 or 8 i would say "kkk" sometimes meaning "ok" and everyone in the server would tell me to not say that and i didnt know why until now, also, when i was like 5, i thought the poop in ur intestines would sit in a waiting room until you had to go to the bathroom...

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im wheezing

 

I Googled it, you’re right. I guess seeing the rainbow end was just an extension of my own imagination.

 

When I was around 5 or 7, I believed that I was the only person on earth. Every person I met, I always thought I always thought I was hallucinating and talking to my self. Then later on i thought that I was part of someone else's imagination or dream.

 

That sounds pretty screwed up

 

When I was around 8 and my family moved into a new house, said house had a red switch next to the switch for the basement. The switch was basically a emergency cut-off for the heater in case it was over heating or something...
Not wanting me or my brothers to accidentally flick it, my parents put blue tape over it and told us that if we touched it the house would explode.

I spent the next year contemplating why anyone would buy a house with a self-destruct switch in it.

 

Santa Claus exists.
‘oh damn I have waited from 8pm not sleeping but laying in bed just to say my dad so called “Santa Claus” came in’