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SPOILER Decay Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

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  1. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    1000 years ago on the dot a big bad snake infected gavel, put there by the forces of darkness

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    After a while it turned the Swamp, And parts of the Light Forest dark and decayed. soon the wood couldn't be used for shit

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    This created a bunch of new problems, olux went from rich boy to poor boy; Gelibord was gelibord; and lexdale soon became host to the shittiest quest in the world

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    A few hundred years later a big bad disease came out and started killing the people E V E R Y W H E RE

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    that is until a priest somehow caught a fucking plague inside of a helmet and told everyone dont wear it... until you came around and wore it

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    Afterwards; The gavel people went to qira to ask her to take care of their problem; she told them to fuck off and started making an army to fight the floating eye

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    Then they turned to the ocean and asked for help there;

    they found wynn and emeralds and bob

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    so they made an alliance between gavel wynn & fruma so they can be a little less scared of the decay together

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    alright thats it goodbye fuckers
     
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  2. Remonation

    Remonation Swynning on haters VIP

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    Agree,

    Now I can understand with an IQ of about Tony Stark - Batman.
     
  3. Geia

    Geia Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    This is quality.
     
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  4. SUPER M

    SUPER M shoop CHAMPION

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    that's pretty accurate
     
  5. WithTheFish

    WithTheFish Internet Macrocelebrity CHAMPION

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    These are great. I also love how you still included the villagers' giant noses.
     
  6. Tsuneo

    Tsuneo Preliminary returnee

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    Greatness this is. The apathetic worm doesn't seem interested enough in destroying the entire province tho
     
  7. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    i mean when the eye dropped it off he had just been taken out of his tank
     
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    captainganon God of k | Derpalope VIP+

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    Promotional Poster for Ghost in the shell(met)
     
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    TheHipster Famous Adventurer

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    this is so Wurtzian i love it
     
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    highbread highbread HERO

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    Kaytherine Well-Known Adventurer

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  12. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    theres 4 more
     
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    Wynn: The Anime Does not like anime VIP+

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  14. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    your sides have reached the edges of the snakes pokerface
     
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  15. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    Shittiest way possible?
    It’s starting to decay, so there’s less of it, so the title is a lie
    This thread is the best of all possibilities.
     
  16. orange0404

    orange0404 corkus is actually here HERO

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    wrong
    its just something thats triple gay made by the ct
     
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    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    ShadowMage1 Seraph of Twilight CHAMPION

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    Woah, woah, woah. Back it up. Are we just gonna forget Star Thief or Tower of Amnesia? I know EotS has problems, but it's not that shitty.
     
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    Selvut283 Circadian rhythm stuck on Tokyo time ♪ Music GM CHAMPION

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    actually it is

    star thief and toa are just boring, EOTS is actually bad
     
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    Stormarend The classes DO NOT correspond with the elements.

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    So a boring quest isn't actually bad ok.
     
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