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Media Toa Copypasta Shitpost But In Wynncraft Because It's Related To Wynncraft And Im Not Vip

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  1. ____________birb

    ____________birb not borpus Staff Member Discord Moderator QA Item Team

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    credita to me explaining the toa to acash which uses correct grammar

    The Tower of Ascension is a level 45 quest that takes place near Lusuco, in which you need to clear 7 floors of 9 stages. Consisting of a boss at the end, where you must defeat Death itself to finish the quest, rewarding the Champion armor set, which is actually not useful at all. Also, the quest is started at lvl.45 though it is recommended to be finished at around lvl.75 The second quest similar to the ToA is a level 80 quest called, The Hive. in The Hive you must clear 5 stages of 9 areas, consisting with again, a boss in the end. Each stage is based off of one of the elements in the game. (Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Thunder, although it should be called lightning.) after each stage you get a token which you can turn in to a merchant to get special items you cannot get anywhere else. After clearing all stages, the leader of the hive, Qira, challenges you to a battle, once defeated, you gain the master token, which allows you to recieve an extremely powerful item of your choice.
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    pls no lock i want feedback yes i know the first part is weird
     
  2. HoboMaggot

    HoboMaggot . ę̸͚̳̙̳̠͖̳̓̇̄̓͂̂̆ VIP+

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    This is not a shitpost.

    Its a Wall of Text and useful information
     
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    nowhere near correct grammar

    It consists of a boss at the end— where you must defeat Death itself to finish the quest, rewarding the Champion armor set (which is actually not useful at all).

    Additionally, Tower of Ascension can be started at level 45, though it is recommended to be finished at around level 75. Another quest that resembles ToA is a level 80 quest called The Hive. In this quest, you must clear 5 stages with 9 phases each. The Hive also contains a boss at the end of every stage (the 10th floor).

    Every stage is based off of an element in the game (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Thunder— though it should be called lightning).

    Once you clear all stages, the master of the hive, Qira, challenges you to a battle; once defeated, you obtain the master hive voucher, which allows you to choose an extremely powerful item of your choice.

    If you're too lazy to read the quotes:
    You had a lot of grammatical mistakes in your copypasta. Here is the revised version:

    It consists of a boss at the end— you must defeat Death itself to finish the quest, rewarding the Champion armor set (which is actually not useful at all). Additionally, Tower of Ascension can be started at level 45, though it is recommended to be finished at around level 75. A higher level quest that resembles ToA is a level 80 quest called The Hive. In this quest, you must clear 5 stages with 9 levels, which also contains a boss at the end. Every stage is based off of an element in the game (Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Thunder— though it should be called lightning). Once you clear all of the stages, the master of the hive, Qira, challenges you to a battle; once defeated, you obtain the master hive voucher, which allows you to choose an extremely powerful item of your choice.
     
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    Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

    But that's even worse.

    The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. The Tower of Ascension is a level 45 quest that takes place near Lusuco, in which you need to clear 7 floors of 9 stages. Consisting of a boss at the end, where you must defeat Death itself to finish the quest, rewarding the Champion armor set, which is actually not useful at all. Also, the quest is started at lvl.45 though it is recommended to be finished at around lvl.75 The second quest similar to the ToA is a level 80 quest called, The Hive. in The Hive you must clear 5 stages of 9 areas, consisting with again, a boss in the end. Each stage is based off of one of the elements in the game. (Fire, Water, Earth, Air and Thunder, although it should be called lightning.) after each stage you get a token which you can turn in to a merchant to get special items you cannot get anywhere else. After clearing all stages, the leader of the hive, Qira, challenges you to a battle, once defeated, you gain the master token, which allows you to recieve an extremely powerful item of your choice. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
     
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    That_Chudley Wynncraft Addict

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    ToA is a level 40 quest
     
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