SPOILER Wynn Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

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LIGHT BOTH YOUR FEET ON FIRE AND LEAP INTO MOUNT WYNN BECAUSE TODAY MARKS THE SECOND TO LAST ONE OF THESE

aight so there's a province out there named wynn and its in between gavel and dern which makes it the corruption province



aight anyways so there are 9 cities and 2 of them have kings, Ragni, Troms, (these 2 have kings) Almuj, Detlas, Nesaak, Nemract, Selchar, Rymek, and Maltic





Wynn is filled with humans and weird indian people who live in trees







however it has a really big problem.... corruption... coming from the roots of corruption




basically 1000 years ago on the dot some dudes went mining in this red area and found emeralds



so then they dug really deep until they found this portal...




so then they went through and found this big realm filled with even more emeralds... but then they dug too deep and found an army underground



so the army took the captain of the mining people and gave him up to the corruption itself then he became this weird green beast that killed thousands



so then they all ran away and a war ensued for 1000 years




the end

PART 2:

PART 3:

 

oh hey finally nice

now work on gavel

edit: actually this isnt even done

 

1.18

i cant do it now bc big revamp

 

so basically:
corruption is agroup of pixels looking like colors and weird shit
nice

 

Don’t forget the part where they ruined their economy

 

0/10 no bill wurtz original jingles

 

This is perhaps the least useful diagram of all time


and Grian's Trusty Ocean Map exists

 

black things are spikes, orange is lava surrounding the gate, purple thing is nether portal, red is the ground and road

honestly i dont need to explain this

 

The best way of farming likes-2018

 

This is a quality thread

 

PART 2

so a few hundred years after the portal opened this dude named Marius found 4 kids who could do magic; Rickeo, Theorick, Dwendle, and Mael



he let them live in his house while they learned how to do magic; Rickeo: fire, Theorick: ice, Dwendle: air, and Mael: Spirits



after a while they went their seperate ways when marius died

so theorick was fighting the corruption in nesaak when he decided he'd go into the nether and try to kill it



wanna know how long he lasted??

2 minutes

he came out corrupted and about to turn.

but before he did he froze nesaak



then he retreated into a frozen hole in the ground that only rickeo could melt. so he gave the player some of his flame



mael was big on spirits, he could send them on to whatever bovine afterlife exists and also use black tendrils to damage ppl, he stayed behind in the mansion when his bros left





but then the corruption got really really REALLY big so rickeo, dwendle, and mael went to the roots to fight it.

only mael lived




so mael went into the mansion again and later trained bob on how to use a bow





aight thats it for part 2 byeeeeeeeeeeee














































































































































































boo

 

what the hell is that

 

you have my vote

 

stratiformis_ for fw 2018

 

a creature known as a ghost

 

Where's 3?

 

Yeah nice city list where the fuck is Lusuco

 

part 3

So bak'al lead his army of dead people to ragni and they killed people




The slaughter got so bad that the survivors had to go into the sewers to survive... accompanied by a pregnant woman with pitch black skin....




so the woman gave birth to a boy with gray skin and died in the process

*clap clap*




after they left the sewers the baby was adopted by Momo, the poorest person in Ragni. The boy was named Robert (later bob for short), and taught him everything she knew



12 years later Bak'al came back with his army of dead people and attacked ragni... Robert was prepared for this and he had a stolen butcher's knife to defend himself.

he did nothing but hide in some dude's rafters or something like that until the attack was over




after the attack he killed his step mother bc she was gonna turn into a zombie and went off to go find the master of knavery. accompanied by two black and green weapons (DERN MUCH)



Then until he was 37, He trained under Chak, Mael, Ethe, and Fier. Soon he was so powerful that nothing that originated from Wynncraft's realm could kill him besides mabye qira and that wybel thing.

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For the rest of his life he spent protecting Wynn from corruption n shit. He beat the hell out of bak'al until he went back into the nether or somewhere, he became a celebrity, etc. alongside his 3 animals; moonington, cluckles, and that sheep i forget his name.




However..... When he turned 130 years old, he found out about his home... Dern... And he found The Eye.

so what he did about it is he tried to fight the Eye, then failed, so then he sealed it using his own life force.





Then he died....

16 years later, you come along, and you figure out his mystery, put his soul to rest, and then best him in his afterlife.



aight thats it

BYE

 

Give this man a Statue and all the WynnWoman

 

Behold the face of anarchy.