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SPOILER Corkus Explained In The Shittiest Way Possible

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  1. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    ALRIGHT KIDS LIGHT YOUR EYEBROWS ON FIRE AND TAKE SOMEONES MIDDLE FINGER OFF THEIR TOE BECAUSE TODAY YOU GET TO SEE A VIEW INTO THE VAST AND AMAZING TECHNOLOGICAL LORE OF CORKUS ITSELF


    aight so 350 years ago the corkians got tired of living in russia so they left for paris. they crossed through a bunch of mountains and immediately forgot everything they ever knew about fruma

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    so after they left germany they swam a few hundred miles to corkus, an island that was an island. There they met the avos, bird people.

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    so the human-bird things let them stay on their island however a few of them got mad about it and went underground. they all died later except for one who was immortal

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    so it took them a while but they made two cities: Corkus and Relos

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    (the circle = corkus island, squares=cities)

    but the thing is the humans had no way of doing shit compared to the avos who had every way of doing shit

    so what did they do so they could do shit?

    BUILD MACHINES

    MAGIC MACHINES

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    so after they made a lot of machines they decided "meh this is trash lets build a big fucking building thats a machine run by a machine"

    and before you think "pfff they couldnt do that"

    THEY DID IT ANYWAY

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    and the machine that ran it was named "the AntiKytheria Supercomputer!"

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    so afterwards they got that all set and running up, they went to Wynn and Gavel to yell about how theyre a new province

    BUT BEFORE THEY DID THE ANTIKYTHERIA SUPERCOMPUTER WENT ROGUE AND STARTED KILLING THINGS

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    but they got it under control so everything is good.

    anyways thats it for corkus explained shittily!!!!!!

    bAIIIIIIIIIIII

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    im gonna eat ur children

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    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    bad eye

    go back to the dern thread

    where u belong

    bad
     
    ocu, Mar 30, 2018
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    please explain the entirety of the corruption next
     
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  7. ocu

    ocu penguin gang CHAMPION

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    no also, wynn is next, gavel will be done in july or august or whenever RTD comes out, just gonna wait for the revamp

    maybe ill do corruption in between that
     
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