If You Could Give Lore To One Item, What Lore Would You Give To What Item?

Hi there. The point of this thread is seen in the name.
You can give any item any lore you want, even non-legendary or mythic ones.
You can also give new lore to legendary or mythic items, or really any items that already have lore.
The only thing I ask of you is for the lore to make sense. „Potato3s lol xd amirite lulzies this item is trashy boi” is not particularly good or informative, so don’t put it on Pandemonium. Do not. I know you will.
That’s my only requirement, and I will start!

Quartzite Amulet
"Quartzite is a type of quartz with magical properties, first discovered in the Karoc Quarry and presumed to have come from meteorites. This amulet has a small bit of quartzite in the middle surrounded by quartz, which causes it to slightly boost the user’s affinity with magic."

Lake
"This ring was found laying on the side of a magical lake near Time Valley. It feels cold to the touch, and subtly amplifies the wearer's magical prowess."

The Euphoric Fedora
"Found one day laying on the side of the Emerald Trail, this fedora invokes multiple feelings of power, ecstasy, and euphoria on the wearer. For whatever reason, the Fedora forces itself to be tipped when a woman is walking past the wearer."

Ricin
"The blade of this dagger was coated with Ricin, a poison produced by a plant. Although this significantly amplified the poisonous properties of the dagger, it caused the blade to dull, leaving the user to rely solely on poisoning their foes."

Remikas' Sanctuary
"This chestplate was worn by Remikas, the first king of Gavel, and is one of the only surviving heirlooms he passed down. Remikas' calmer side is imbued within, calming the wearer and protecting them from harm."

Caffeine
"This plain-looking gold ring is infused with caffeine, waking up the wearer and making them more hyperactive. However, this comes at a cost, as the wearer's health slowly deteriorates over time."

Neon
"This beautiful bracelet flashes in every colour of the rainbow with an endless, bright light. Wearers of it have been observed to have a boost in affinity with the elements."

Troms' Pride
"This spear is the single greatest spear the Troms army has ever wielded. It is given to the highest ranking generals, and it's said that it has caused many victiories against the corruption in the past."

 

Rotten Flesh

"Rotting pieces of the corrupt that you for some reason decided to pick up. It looks and smells horrid. It's a mystery to why some merchants actually pay good emeralds for this stuff."

 

The normal items of the game. I mean, where do they all come from? We get them from mobs, but there's soooo many of them, how could someone make that many?

 

Where’s the lore? That’s the one thing I asked for... at least provide an example? Your point still stands, but...

 

"pay good emeralds for this stuff"
"good"
Let's be real here.
It's not even remotely "good".

 

Are we allowed to change the lore on items that already have lore?
If so, I want to change Spring’s lore to this:

This bow is rumored to be found at Freezing Heights, the same time when the ice dragon was killed and froze the land. The bow is an enigma in the fact that any arrow that touches it will turn into pure ice, but when the arrow is fired and strikes a mob, it will burst into water that is harmful to all, including humans and villagers.

 

That’s some nice lore!
Also, yes, you are allowed to change lore on items that already have lore.

 

"Forged by the hand of a well known woodworker in Ternaves... How he made so many is his biggest secret, and is the source of many rumors throughout Wynn to this day" ~ Made that up randomly, kinda skimmed the post haha

 

Terra's Mold

"Infused with some of the most deadly spores and molds, this chestplate lets out a toxin gas whenever its wearer moves."

 

oh man here we go
Nirvana: This light blue blade instantly induces a state of pure, absolute happiness into the user, which is otherwise considered impossible to obtain. Ironically, it is fueled by the pure, absolute agony of others. Legends tell of a man who had become addicted to that feeling, killing thousands with no remorse, slowly shifting from nirvana to complete mania.

Freedom: Strange inscriptions on the handle of this bow claim all who are struck by its arrows are granted immediate freedom. As it turns out, the inscriptions did not lie, and had in fact told the exact truth. All who were struck by its arrows were granted immediate freedom from life.

Monster: This frightening staff was created after a freak accident regarding experiments testing the corrupted spikes plaguing the province of Wynn. When a particularily strange chunk of obsidian was melted down into a rod, it never solidified and burned the entire building. Those who wield it are said to take on the form of a Monster, fueled by the latent corruption in the rod.

Idol: Found in the Seavale Reef, this brilliant trident is marked with astounding beauty. The infused magic resembles the ocean, always changing, calm but fiercesome. However, due to the foreign nature of the magic, it is not one to be controlled. Just like the ocean, it is unpredictable and prone to fearsome storms, causing terrifying damage in brilliant fashion.

eventually im planning to do a few legends

 

Yeah, it isn't really good, but for a piece of flesh that you just tore off of a corrupted corpse, it's a surprise that you can even get something for it.


EDIT: I also meant good as in "legal" (in game terms) instead of frawdy emeralds.

 

Corrupted Staff
Corrupted Bow
Corrupted Spear
Corrupted Shear

"An ordinary weapon corrupted and empowered by the influence of the emerging of the Portal of Corruption."
Level range 20-24

 

pandemonium "Ever heard of gravity?"

 

Pure:
« ITS NOT A MYTHIC CMON GUYS JUST ITEM BUYER IT PLEASE »
Honest lore

 

I would change discoverer's lore. Right now it feels unoriginal, tacky, and bland. I'd rather have something with a lot more backstory, like this:
"This was once worn by a notorious treasure hunter, known for finding some of the most valuable of lost artifacts. This chestplate blesses the wearer with the cunning and luck of the original wearer, but not without its toll. To wear this means to risk giving up everything else, from physical resilience, to every ounce of sanity within the wearer's blood."

 

That moment when you actually can give lore to items :>

 

you cruel bastard...

 

did you make this literally just so you could share your lore about quartzite

 

Sundown Poncho, so that way rymek gets more lore

 

oof