How To Properly Open A Pickle Jar

Give us the instructions on how to open a pickle jar! And no pickle rick jokes allowed in this instruction handbook.

Ex:
Player 1: Firmly grasp the lid of the pickle jar,

Player 2: Firmly grasp the lid of the pickle jar, Turn the lid counter-clockwise

Player 3: Firmly grasp the lid of the jar, Turn the lid counter-clockwise, Give up on life and pay someone to help you open the pickle jar

(End of intro)

Buy a jar of pickles at your local pickle shop,

 

Smashy pickle jar real fast then snack

 

What if you’re a lefty! Lefties are unable to open most things due to the righties making things ONLY righty-compatible. This must be lefty-compatible!

 

Those pickles are dirty and covered in glass! Lucky those pickles are just pickle-shaped jars containing pickles. Firmly grasp the top end of the pickle-shaped jar of pivkles you got from the jar of pickles.

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Step 2 (not the example steps) seems to work fine

 

i would give a decent explanation, but this video basically covers it.

 

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