SPOILER Wynncrafts Tweet

Hello guys !

Wynncraft just tweeted this! :

Here is the translation : hello dear player of wynncraft. it has been told that you may need a succinct tutorial in order to learn how to increase the velocity of this marine transportation device containing quadropedal ruminant bovine large domesticated ungulates in the subfamily Bovinae often used as livestock for various purposes, such as obtaining liquid dairy product - then consumed by the intelligent lifeforms commonly known as 'humans', or butchering them for the purposes of obtaining rich meat or for stripping the tough, pliable skin off of the assumedly deceased bovine in question for the purposes of creating a usable material. it is indeed a viable course of action to propel the aforementioned marine transportation device, colloquially known as a boat, in the directional orientation referred to as north, which within this specific case, is a forward motion away from the silken sand shoreline made from silicon dioxide crystals, other minerals and finely ground shells of marine molluscs. doing such an action will rescue the aforementioned bovine animals from their untimely fate as livestock, thus making progress in the quest by putting pressure down on the button that is typically found on the right side of a device that is connected to your computer system, and using the the pressure of ones extremeties on the device of which you type with, often known as a keyboard, to depress the buttons upon which are painted the symbols of the english alphabet W, A, S, and D, while having the minecraft client selected as the active window within the titular computing device. hopefully this brief, nonplatitudinous guide will aid you in the completion of said quest, and provide to you enjoyment within this wonderful world of Wynncraft.

Edit: @Pretzule liked my thread my life is complete, OOF salted paps did 2

 

this is the exact amount of detail the average wynncraft player needs

 

True

 

the ct is working very hard i assume.

 

lol memes

 

You took your time to actually translate what it said. I'm proud of you~

 

1 small eeny miniee issue tho , I only translated the first few words , a GM pasted it into da discord chat . I wus just fast enough to copy it .-.

YEEET , someone tought they were proud of me *Cries*

 

Eh well I still am despite it

 

yey

 

This is a secret trick to get someone to waste time translating even tho it must have taken a long time

 

@Aarontti
hue

 

Am I in trouble OOF IM FUCKED

 

stop doing stupid shit and fix the bugs >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

no

 

unfollowed

 

no u

 

What i see:
wikipedia copy-paste+wikipedia copy-paste+wikipedia copy-paste

 

I think I understand more the wynnic version than the translated version

 

y u hatin bruh

 

It's not hating
I am saying what i am seeing
Which is a bunch of info straight from wikipedia
Which is bad how?