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Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by BabyWalrus, Dec 8, 2017.

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  1. HyperBlep

    HyperBlep Captain of SDY VIP+

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    Something Funny: Give me $20 worth of xp, dungeon, party, or item bombs or you will be demoted :D













































































































































    jk
     
  2. MagicMike

    MagicMike Time to Magic Up The Kingdom VIP+

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    Two atoms are walking down the street, when one of them trips.
    Atom 1: "Dude, are you ok?"
    Atom 2: "I think I lost an electron."
    Atom 1: "Are you sure?"
    Atom 2: "I'm positive."

    I would tell a chemisty joke, but I don't think I would get a reaction.
    I would tell another chemistry joke, but I only do those periodically.
    I would tell yet another chemistry joke, but I don't want to be placed into that group.

    A man walks into a library and yells at the top of his lungs, "CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!"
    The librarian looks at the man and says, "Sir, this is a library, please be quieter."
    The man looks at the librarian and says, "Ok then,
    can I have a cheeseburger?"

    A local furtrapper is talking to the Native Americans when he asks, "Say, have you seen bigfoot?"
    They respond, "Not yeti."

    Final Joke:

    Yesterday, my friend was really annoying me with animal puns, but then I realized toucan play at that game. I told him his puns were terri-bull, but he couldn't take it. He said, "You have gato be kitten me, that was tail-ible," and he left me alone. Whale, later, I was gorilla-n' up some bear-be-que, fishin' for more puns in my head. I realized, I was lion to myself, I already had some clawsome puns. I pawsitively condored up some new puns. My friends now hate me but boar-dum pushes me on.
     
  3. CRE2525

    CRE2525 The trade market is a cruel place VIP

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    I pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

    Bartender: "That looks painful"

    Pirate: "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
     
  4. xEnded

    xEnded Travelled Adventurer HERO

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    Doing this for a Friend
    xBegin the non

    My joke: My skills
     
  5. Mettymagic

    Mettymagic she/her HERO

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  6. LookPvP

    LookPvP Likes cats

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  7. Orangeoink

    Orangeoink Sword and Shield are failing

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    Joke:
    2 chemists walk into a bar. The first one says: I'll have a glass of H2o.
    The second one says:I'll have a glass of H2o too.
    The second chemist dies.


    Overused joke is overused.
     
  8. robincaiye

    robincaiye ♧ the local (broke) emerald dealer VIP+

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    Joke: how to exist
     
  9. Assassin4Lyfe

    Assassin4Lyfe That guy who somehow got into Hax, Lir, and Eco. VIP

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    Something funny: My theatre arts teacher kicked a hole in the wall of his classroom.
     
  10. Mr_Philly

    Mr_Philly hi there HERO

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    I would tell you a physics joke, but i feel like it would be too much work. I would then tell you a chemistry joke, but I don’t think it would get a reaction.
     
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  11. ThomAnn100

    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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    Thierry baudet is a good politician...
     
  12. Vibin5202_789

    Vibin5202_789 Hmmm CHAMPION

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  13. xipp2001

    xipp2001 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    something funny: Hello US and A
     
  14. MOOOSH

    MOOOSH MOOO!

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  15. Nihilego36

    Nihilego36 Avos Air Avos

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  16. Stycore

    Stycore some random golem CHAMPION

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    say something funny: "something funny"
     
  17. PatrickIsAdopted

    PatrickIsAdopted My name is jeff HERO

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  18. Khaps

    Khaps Ex-moderator and leader of the Mythic Emporium HERO

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  19. krafting

    krafting Well-Known Adventurer

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  20. Stormarend

    Stormarend The classes DO NOT correspond with the elements.

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