Completely Useless Suggestions

To play:
Post a suggestion that is canonically accurate but in practice completely useless. Provide descriptions for both.
For example:

"There are exactly 30 mythic items in the game. Any given monster at a later level has a 7/1000000 chance of dropping a mythic item. Because of this, there is a 7/30000000 chance that a monster will drop a specific mythic item. The quest 'Fallen Delivery' involves Gawrick's creation of a method of transportation that has unwanted side effects, but is better than teleport scrolls. Ernold steals this technology and becomes insane and very hyper. Furthermore, he is or gets to a high enough level to drop mythics. It's not a stretch to believe that the technology behind his transformation is the same as the one in Warp; the lore clearly mentions Gawrick and his teleportation scroll hating. The lore also implies that he[Gawrick] created Warp. As its main gimmick, the wand makes you very fast. Be sure to note that villagers do not render any weapons or armor they may have equipped."

(That would be the explanation of how the suggestion is canonically accurate.)

"Therefore, I suggest that Ernold will be given an 8/30000000 (1/3750000 for those who like simplified fractions) chance to drop Warp, as opposed to the standard 7/30000000. If, due to level restrictions, he cannot drop Warp, give him the standard 7/30000000 chance to do so instead."

(That would be the useless suggestion.)

tl;dr post a stupid but supported by wynncraft canon suggestion

 

Wow 10/10 gr9 suggestion m9
I mean, fair enough i don't see a reason it shouldn't be added other than that there's no point.
Also we need more completely useless suggestions