Corrupt A Wish!

Too bad you just made that wish

I wish for a...
Potato

 

Wish Granted, but that potato, as you get near to it, corrupts your existence to the point that parts of your body are painfully and slowly erased.

I wish for omnipotence. the power to unchangeably to anything no matter what

OH AND FUN FACT ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE OMNIPOTENCE IS A POWER THAT CANNOT BE AFFECTED, CHANGED, OR COMBATED IN ANY WAY.
SO YOU CANT DO ANYTHING TO MY OMNIPOTENCE MUAHAHAHAH

 

Granted, but the bible is fake, so your powers are extremely limited

I wish for a simple chocolate chip cookie

 

Granted, it's so simple it's only got one atom sized chocolate chip

I wish for a complex chocolate chip cookie

 

Granted, it is a two atom cookie instead of a one atom cookie

I wish for a large chocolate chip cookie that is larger than my house and that tastes delicious, and nobody can steal it and it cannot disappear unless I eat it myself, and nobody else can eat it, and the cookie isn't alive for any reason, and I can't lose the cookie unless I eat it, and the cookie isn't poisonous, it's safe to eat, and I am allowed to eat the cookie.

 

Granted, it appears out of thin air above your house, crushing the house and anyone inside, including you

I wish for all the sweets I could want

 

Granted, but every time you eat a sweet you have a massive coughing fit that lasts 10 minutes per sweet.

I wish for all the famous supercar manufacturers so send me their cars for free on request

 

granted, but the car is secretly a transformer and it rips you in half while you're driving it.

i wish that the demon queen would stop being such an atheist

 

Granted. She becomes a Jehova's Witness, and manages to convert President Trump. America is now officially a Jehova's Witness country, all other religions are banned.

I wish for the Church of Scientology to shut itself down and donate all the money it's extorted to mental health charities.

 

Granted, but the owners of the charities are corrupt and take all the money for themselves.

I wish comic sans becomes the main religion.

 

Granted, everyone kills themselves in horror

I wish I was good at everything I tried

 

Granted, but whenever you try to try something Obi-Wan jumps in front of you and says 'Don't try it'.

I wish for content based updates to be released once every few months

 

Granted, they release that content one block at a time

I wish I was a jedi

 

Granted, but your force is out of control, and you impale yourself in your light saber

I wish that I had a stack of le

 

Granted, but it's old bugged le that can't be used anymore

I wish I could time travel without the worry of breaking time

 

granted, but evil time aliens catch you in the middle of the time stream and beat you to death

i wish that i had my old and bugged LE converted by an admin

 

Granted, the admin converts it to almuj le

I wish I didn't have so much homework

 

Granted, but you get so much more schoolwork you have to do it at home

I wish I was a human spider

 

Nice

 

Granted, but nobody likes spiders, and somebody steps on you

I wish for a fountain of unlimited bacon