Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it arrives in 2 pieces and is unusable

I wish for a cryptic corruption of my wish

 

Granted. Nothing is wrong with it, but you will be robbed of it in 3 seconds/
I wish for a _ _ _ _ _

 

Granted, you get a I I I I I

I wish for Lord Buckethead to become Prime Minister

 

Granted, but North Korea suddenly takes over the world and Prime Ministers are now useless.
I wish for Grian to notice me

 

Granted but N.Korea nuked your space port

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damn i dont see there are more pages

Granted, he noticed you when you are hacking
i wish for a revival potion for hitler

 

Granted. He’s immediately shot to death by every person ever.

 

Wish granted! You get nothing.

I wish for Donald Trump's twitter password.

 

Granted. You are immediately deported to Mars and are permanently banned from the internet.
I wish for a bag full of nothing.

 

Granted. It turns out that true 'nothing' is actually a stable Higgs field. Everyone dies due to a death wave of vacuum decay travelling at the speed of light.

I wish for North Korea to accidentally nuke their own nuclear facilities.

 

Granted, the ensuing destruction caused by the nukes stored in those facilities causes China to become heavily radiated. They blame the US and the nuclear war that follows destroys the planet.

I wish I had a working pencil with indestructible pencil lead

 

Granted, but since the lead is indestructible, the pencil doesn't write...

I wish you guys would sell me your souls.

 

Wish granted, now all of the souls you have pester you forever, generally being annoying.

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Wish granted, you find such a good time waster that you now have no time to do anything else.
I wish that I was VIP on the server.

 

Wish granted, but you got banned for fly hacks when you were glitching.

I wish assassins can be stronger...

 

Wish granted, assassin gets a buff to its spells, but all of its mythics, including archangel and inferno get nerfed.

I wish that selvut didn't announce that mythics were getting rebalanced

 

Granted, he does it without announcing it, and every mythic gets nerfed to half its power

I wish to sell my mythics now...

 

Granted! You sell them for a single emerald each.

I wish for a miniature scale model of the Taj Mahal.

 

Granted, it's so small you can't see it

you gotta go big, i wish i had the actual taj mahal

 

Granted, India declares war on you for stealing a national treasure and your home is nuked.

I wish I had a scale model of the Taj Mahal that I could actually see

 

Granted. You trip, fall on it and get impaled by the surprisingly sharp spires.

I wish for the permanent dissolution of the House of Lords.

 

Granted, but they just rename it and create it again

I wish I was good at coming up with wishes