Mythic Puns

hello in this thread we make mythic puns


Remember this is PUREly for entertainment

 

This is pure shit

 

I dont see the point of this. GAIA would be sad that you are a waste of her space.

 

I have an amazing strategy for coming up with puns.

I'm sorry, I can't share it.

This strat is for mi

 

I have a way to do this: I have a strat-I-Formas

 

What did you do. You monster.

 

Guys stop this you might cause a Purely cataclysmic catastrophy

 

I'm a slave and I need freedom.
Yes I know that this is the most overused pun ever, I just wanted to say it

 

Lament in despair, for you have no way of stopping my warp-speed puns. In fact, I would say this is a very grim trap you've fallen into, reader. I shall spring into action with a figurative inferno of them, since you have been caught in hurricane pun in a fatal manner. You could say i'm a monster for going this far, but I prefer being called by a cool title, like a warchief or a hero. Actually, the latter would be nice, as I would be an idol to all who didn't know that the storm they just weathered through was my fault. I am not a guardian of honesty, then. Welp, at least I'm probably not going to be locked in some place like alkatraz for my heinous apocalypse of puns, az I would find freedom within hours. It's a pure shame that I'm so restricted by puns, I could reach a pun-nirvana if I kept trying. Maybe archangels will descend from heaven and say "you've gone too far". Probably not. Maybe gaia would have problems with my massive pun hurricanes though. She's silent on that. At the rate I'm going, i'll have to be renamed the slayer of puns, discoverer of new and horrifying puns to make. I wonder what my family would think of the horror's I had created. My mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, sister.... They'd be disappointed that I spent all my time on puns. Then again, the inevitable and electrifying thrundacrack of ideas for new puns going through my head can never truly be sated. Hehe. The few remaining mythics I haven't touched are rather hard to find puns for, almost like sunken treasure. Should probably get a big ship, like a really big ship, maybe a galleon. That should help me find what I need to get on my mythic crusade. Sabatons being buried in the ocean may not be unheard of, it appears, because I just made another pun. Also they're pointy knight shoes. The more you know.

Well, it's time to get off my ship and enter the great boreal forests then, because they're where I'll find my final puns. Oh, more fun facts, apparently there's a character called ignis in the fire emblem series, and me just mentioning that shows you how out of good pun ideas i am. Well, time to cross this small str-drat. It formed this. This strange geological feature. This horrible, horrible excuse for a pun.


Welp, I think that's all of them.

 

I think I cringed so hard i cried

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Oh and btw you didn't use cataclysm

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but oh well, you did at least end the apocalypse of puns.

 

My lack of that final mythic pun did not cause a cataclysm of epic proportions, however, as my previous puns have already done that.