Help My Bank Secrete Gooey Liquid And Make The Inside Sticky And Humid.

tl;dr/core/short : below this paragraph (Look for colours)

The story (Probably incomprehensible), btw LEs are wet:
In the past and most of the time as I crawl and slick through the passages of Wynn and even Gavel's, I had never tried or even considered to fill my bank and make it oozy.
Instead of considering my bank capabilities of getting my character wet (It dries quickly when I move it with my hand to someone's inventory), I would rather play with much more dense/tight thingy, which is liquid's brethren (They're a lot cheaper and safer to play with, you can even find them inside pots or by beating then rap villagers with an Identification).
Little did I know that even if I exchange those sticky juices with npcs and mobs, I won't survive in deeper, bigger, and longer enjoyment from Wynn, Gavel, and Corkus.
Although I have 55 bottles worth of stock, I've recently (Actually 1 year ago) found some difficulties getting my character wet after exchanging blows and strokes with Gavel before being able to continue taking more stroke while slicking through Wynncraft (After grinding/questing and increasing my level, I need to put LE in my character to buy some stuff then I can take on more difficult/other things).
The problem lies when I need to wet my character, since my method seems to be ineffective and too tiring as I lack in knowledge of pouring liquid to my character (From the bank or directly).
I realize it when I venture through the deep passages of Thanos residents after I climbed the warm steamy gooey home of Ozoth's inside.
And now, even though I've known that I shouldn't have exchanged juices with non-living things and instead with other people, I'm still lacking of skill (You can say amateur).
That's the reason I need your wisdom of how you receive so many liquids and moisturize your character any time you wish to receive solid things (Expensive staffs, etc.).

I want your opinion/perspective about what will you do with my bank in order to make profit of LEs. I have lvl 84 Archer and one low level for each other class which left me with only one more free character slot (I probably won't purchase anything at Wynn store untill I have my own credit card which is quite long probably). One of the problem is, I only played Wynncraft actively few months when Gavel comes out and now I'm not outdated with the community, the items, and the market. I believe there's no such thing as "come back" guide for thoese (Yeah item included since the changelog won't tell you about the common, uncommon, trending, etc).

This is my current plan,
I'm going to :
+ open a thread at the forum everytime I wish to sell stuffs.
+ keep some low-medium level rares and legendaries that I might use for my lower level character and sell the rest to item buyer since I think legendaries and rares below level 50 aren't valuable to the general player. (The problem is, I don't know which legendaries and rares interest the market (Even the level cap)).
+ sell most medium near high level legendaries and rares for cheap prices (like 32-1 LE each) since I believe the market isn't interested with some valuable one being the exception. (The problem is, I don't know which are the valuable one and the pricing).
+ sell unused high level gear, which is the one I'm not interested in and maybe the one that my other classes might use but have high level differences. Though I willl probably end up selling most of them for cheap prices because of the same reason above (Below 5 LE).
Note that all prices and decisions that I pick is according to like 1 year ago when I was last active.

My bank's items :
- Low -medium level

- Medium -near high level

- High level rares

- High level legendaries

 

You'll have to understand that nobody is going to buy random level 50 rares. And don't make a thread eveytime you want to sell something, just make a shop.
And pleasy just say Le or emeralds instead of liquid and wet. I didn't understand anything of the first paragraphs.

 

I thought the wet/liquid will make the thread less boring, looks like it's confusing huh? I will leave a warning sign there. Probably because my English is bad.
So, rares should be at least lvl 60? How about legendaries?

 

Instead of ranting here, make the trade thread in the trade market.

 

Other thread than trading is allowed there?

 

I used level 50 as a metaphor, you should only sell rares if they are wanted on the market. Preferably they should be 90+. Legendaries you can sell at 90+ or lower levels if they are wanted on the market. But don't go too far under level 80.

 

Even heavily dropping the price won't work eh? Like garage sells. Although it seems pointless since my LE won't increase significantly. How many LE do you think is good for lvl 84? Current I have 55 LE.

 

What item and what ids nobody is gonna buy things with shit ids.

 

Blade of puritys and empire builder, it's on the last picture.

 

55le for level 84 is a lot. When I was there I had about 3...

 

1-2 Le both maybe

 

what the fuck is going on with this wet and oozy thing

 

Liquid emeralds, very confusing I know

 

Just a little play with vocabulary (You know those exotic names/incantation/talk in medieval films). Something that I thought might entertain and attract viewers and gain their empathy.

Say, instead of checking the popular thread at trade market, would it be more effective for me to just sell stuffs at my thread to gain knowledge of what're wanted on the market. Though, reading other people thread should give more information about items, but I might be too slow and the trending items might have changed first before I get too sell.

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Someone said 40 LE isn't good enough.

I think I will write a note there to reduce the incomprehensibility.

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You must be as careless as me back then. I also wish I only need 3 LE so that I can just exchange juices with non-living things and rarely with people.

 

Someone also said that Donald Trump would lose the election.

If you're going to play Wynncraft just fretting over the about of money you have, you won't actually enjoy the game. Just explore the world, do quests, beat boss and have fun. After all, that's what Wynncraft was designed for.

 

Yeah I do that too, but I also feel I'm having more outcome than my income does, it will later ruin my experience at Wynncraft, so I decide to try trade market.

 

What did I just read?
xD

 

a shitpost

 

well gee that was unexpected

 

can you like
write it
but normal
so just copy and paste and remove the sticky parts