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Under-leveled Drinking Problem In Nemract

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  1. EpicDoodlez

    EpicDoodlez Owner of the Shadow Stock. [Wa/97] main.

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    Hello fellow adventurers. I am here to bring to light an extraordinarily serious issue in the Realm of Wynncraft.
    In Nemract, you can stumble across a Drunk Property Owner. This is a level 20 villager located towards the west of the town.
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    As you may know, Drunkness potions have a level requirement of 21. If you are 'under-leveled,' you are physically unable to drink this potion and become drunk.
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    You see the problem? We must band together to fight under-leveled drinking among the villagers. This utterly destroys the immersion and I cannot play Wynncraft the same way again knowing that there are creatures in the lands who are doing what they shouldn't be able to. It sets a negative example!

    Under-level drinkers tend to be addicted to killing other beings, and hunting for relics. An increase in losing worth in Emeralds and family members can also be expected.
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    This is what happens to any rogue underlevel drinkers. We must take matters into our own hands.
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    Let's fight against under-leveled drinking in Wynn, together. #StopUnderleveledDrinking
     
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  2. kokonut_pi

    kokonut_pi ( ~ ' - ' ) ~ HERO

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    What's more impressive is that a 'minor' apparently has full ownership to a property.
     
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  3. PeridotTheDorito

    PeridotTheDorito Newbie Adventurer

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    My dad.. he.. he underlevel drank, he went to Ragni to buy some wheat, I never saw him again, until I found his grave
     
  4. Thega

    Thega ```Interesting flavour text``` CHAMPION

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    I lost my father to under-leveled drinking. He was working in the corkus factory and programmed a siege engine against himself.
     
  5. CrazyCoaster101

    CrazyCoaster101 King of Gave- I Mean, Nothing VIP+

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    Hehe...I didn't see who posted this and I just assumed it was @YYGAMER. You have competition!
     
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    cjshra01 Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Ever since my dad started Under-level drinking he's been out in the world looking for all the powder relics in Gavel. Since he left he has only come home twice and when he did he just dumped large piles of smelly, rotten flesh on our table and was rambling about selling it for gold in Rymek and that we'd make "hella money" off wolf fangs.
     
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    Thega ```Interesting flavour text``` CHAMPION

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  8. Pretzule

    Pretzule eats pretzels HERO

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    Quick call the Nemract police, we've got a ruuuuule breaker!
     
  9. HelloThere

    HelloThere Well-Known Adventurer

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    Help, My dad is a powder master the day after he started under-level drinking he has been eating this air powdery stuff and after that he doesnt do physical attacks instead he blows wind at me.. I fear he is taking drugs but its not cocaine since blowing wind isnt a side effect I can tell you that because I learnt it from... Personal experience
     
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    sdkgjnio hod-SOH-nee-uhs

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    There's a level FIVE Drunken Crew Member in Letvus Airbase! This is an outrage!
     
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    xKar hello wants up CHAMPION

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  12. SeaOfPoison

    SeaOfPoison Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    It took me 3 years to understand why the nemract potion is level 21
     
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    We have level FIVES drinking now? As if being one level too young wasn't enough!

    If that's what we're going by, I'm 9 levels away from senior discount.
     
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    So wyncraft levels = character age, oh my god! I should prepare for my funeral!
     
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    The drinking age here is 18
     
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    There were once times of peace
    In an old day, food was aplenty
    Times were fair, for lowborn peasant and high lord alike.

    Then they came.
    One by one , the peasants were slaughtered
    High lords slain in their own strongholds
    Terror was the land. Death and despair it's law.

    Terror was the font
    Stinking corpses it's welcome mat

    Terror was the table
    Desolation it's deadwood chair

    Terror was the symphony
    The grand, poignant symphony of sorrow, fell was its shadow.

    Terror was the underlevelled drinking
    And nemract, its abode.

     
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