In the News Favorite Pick-up Lines?

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Dear Wynncraftian,

Hullo to whomever is reading this! My name is Erin, and I am very fond of pick-up lines.

Despite not putting them into actual use, I enjoy discovering and laughing along to these hilarious liners.

So, if you have any on the top of your head, feel free to comment them down below. A pick-up line thread would be my pinnacle of achievement on this forum.

Cheers,

ErinLaSavage

P.S. You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

 

well that's rude

 

I'll start, because why not

"Hey, I think you dropped something. It was your standards"
"I make a solid $10 per year"
"Are you a Java update? Because... not now"
"Roses are red, violets are green. Shrek 5 arrives in 2019"
"Are you a banker? Because I need you to leave me a loan"
"I have a level 100 archer"
"You'll do"
"Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause so did Satan"
"You look like my cousin"
"Emoji Movie July 28th"
"Are you the sun? Because I need you to stay approximately 149.6 million kilometres away from me"

 

you slick bastard you've got this down to a science

 

Okay -

'Uhh, um.... Hello? uhh.... you there... do you uh, want, uhm to uh go on uh a date with me? It's okay if you don't, gosh I must sound like such an asshole - so sorry, just uhh, extremely lonely. So... uhm, is that a "Yes"?'

I don't know if it works, never had the courage to use it.

Also, why is this 'in the news'?

 

this pickup line works on the fellas and the ladies- I know from personal experience ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler: <3

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Haha, sorry. There's a majority of males on this forum.

Clickbait.

 

Did you fall from heaven? cuz u look like Beelzebub
Is your name steve jobs? because I'd marry you for the money
All I need is your heart, and your assurance that you have life insurance

 

Lel like a savage

 

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/what-is-your-best-pick-up-line.89327/

 

Words can't describe how beautiful you are.





But numbers can, 3/10

And then she'll end up with you to earn your approval and increase self esteem.

 

‪lemme RAPE you ❤️‬
‪R: respect you ☺️‬
‪A: always care for you ‬
‪P: push you to do your best ‬
‪E: entertain you ‬

 

Stalin.

 

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

I got one
"Why does this thread have the 'In the news' tag?"