Shop *krabz's Dark Corner* [not Opened Yet]

You enter a dark corner. Wait. What's that? ...
[???]: Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. Come over here. Yeah, of course right now. What? What do you mean why? Dude I'm the guide into the underground super secret black market.
You back away.
[???]: Ffs. Humans take so much convincing. Trust me dude. Look. Come with me. You won't regret it.
I mean, what the worst that can happen? Right?
Hold on. What's that noise?
...
Darkness falls over your head, as you feel you hands getting tied up.
[???]: Stop kicking so much. Jeez, I've never met a human like you before.
[???]: Yeah guys. I'll just tie him by the feet and gag him in the mouth. Drag him by the hands, he'll be fine.
[???]: Hey human. Don't worry, this happens to everyone. Well, not everyone... Maybe just you. Because you are resisting so much.
You struggle to make sounds. You feet bounce against the hard, cobble floor, as does your head.
[???]: Just a little further...
It's getting colder. And then suddenly.
SPLASH!
You struggle to breath, as you are dragged underwater. The ropes are getting tighter. You long for air.
Suddenly, you feel sand beneath your feet. You still struggle to breath, yet you know the end is coming.
[???]: Just a little further...
How is he able to talk?
You feel air suddenly rush into your nostrils. Your gag is removed. your hands are untied. Your ties are loosened. Your hood is removed. Light fills your eyes, yet you can tell this isn't the sun.
[???]: Sorry about that. It's, uh, required for all to access this shop.
The crab rambles on about the polices, how going public would be dangerous. WAIT?!? CRAB?!?
[???]: OMG, where are my manners? Lemme introduce myself. My name is 'ProfitGod.'
[ProfitGod]: Welcome to The Krab Emporium! Well, my customer's call this the Karb's Dark Corner. I mean yeah, I do drag you into darkness, but really? What an ugly name.
[ProfitGod]: Well, we aren't just a simple shop. We sell items of all classes, all levels. Also, if you are hunting for a specific legendary, give us the level range. We can usually get them, due to our high loot bonus gear.
[ProfitGod]: Who are 'us'? Well, that's a different conversation for a different time. Anyways, look around. There has to be something you like. Everyone likes something. Whether it be a new shiny helmet, or a new sturdy bow. WE HAVE IT ALL!

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