Create A Vsauce Script One Sentence At A Time

Hey, Vsauce! Micheal here.

 

today we're going to talk about e

 

Now, the letter "e" derives from the greek alphabet, which is a complex alphabet of letters used to construct words.

 

But why is 'e' a vowel?

 

The truth is, that's what the government wants you to think.

 

Governments are the means of creating and enforcing policy.

 

Not only that, but where did the idea of government come from?

*Vsause music plays in the background?

 

Government is just an illusion.

 

The first recorded civilization, Sumer, was in ancient Mesopotamia.

 

It had a very early beta version of communism

 

Communism, as you all may know, is the best form of government there is.

 

And hey, that's pretty good!

 

*next to a tree* But what is 'good'? What defines something as "good" or even "great"?

 

To understand, we need to go back to Ancient Greece.

 

during this era, the Olympics were described as the greatest sacrifice to the gods.

 

and hey vinesauce here and GRANDDAD?!

 

These were some of the sacrifices to the gods, but the most sacred was the fidget spinner.

 

The fidget spinner is a world-famous icon of our world, so famous that many have deemed it "cancerous".

 

The ancient Greek government created fidget spinners in 1066 AD in order to stop Stalin from invading the Vikings.

 

The vikings, gazing upon the Fidget Spinner, created a new, advanced civilization, dominating the entire continent of Afro-Eurasia.