Community Event Giveaway 64le + Decent Legendaries

Hello everyone!
I'm planning on giving 64le and a few decent legendary items in this giveaway. For you to have a chance o winning these items, all you need to do is post below a funny joke and also tell me why you want to win this give away.
The funnier the joke is, the more chances you have of winning this giveaway.
By 5/20/17, I will end the giveaway and choose the winner.

Good luck to everyone!

Giveaway is now CLOSED

 

When yo momma stepped on the weighing scale it read out her phone number

Happy Mother's Day everyone.

 

oh.. it must be 911 because i'm calling the cops!

 

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.


(sorry it's not original)

 

Wen I vin dis givaway il poo on Tha money anz eat is Al oop

Now gimme the money, I'm funny

 

Where do you find a paralytic guy?

Where you left him.

 

Spoiler: Knock Knock

Who's there?

Spoiler: t-rex

t-rex who?

Spoiler

THERES A T-REX AT YOUR DOOR AND YOUR ASKING ITS NAME?!?!

 

When my cat is on the computer,after taking a shit,I will see lots of warns from mods due to over-shitposting





I need it because I'm poor and I want money to buy grimtrap just give me some money I have no limbs

 

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

The bomb vest actually does something when it's triggered

I want to win this because I'm poor and ugly

 

Knock Knock.
Who is there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
exactly.

 

Person 1: Is there a hole in your shoes?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Then how did you get your foot in it?

I need 64le because I'm poor ;)

 

I use unnecessarily long words that I don't understand
because it makes me seem more photosynthesis

I want to win because then I can buy stuff and it will make me seem more sesquipedalian

 

@Khaps's reID luck, but he is still trying to reID as much guardians to get the best one on the server

And I want to win because I have 0 le, 0 eb and 49em atm

 

I found a bunch of dead people inside my Stationary Box. Woops i sucked

I'm too lazy to make a shop for my 2.5 inventories of items hence im poor

 

When tempted to fight fire with fire.
Remember that the Fire Department uses Water

 

Yo Mama's so fat,

Donald Trump could use her as the Mexican wall and no one could get past her FAT.

 

My bully recently got a tan, so I made these jokes up.
PS: Totally not racist. XD

You're so black, you're blacker than Black Jack Black eating Crackerjack while playing Blackjack with Jack Black.

You're so black, you suck black holes up.
(Including your mom's)

You're so black, you joined the firefighting team cause' you can't get burnt.
The only thing you CAN get burnt by are my roasts.

You're so black, you make black people white.

You're so black, you're the only one in your race.

You're so black, if you were in a video game, you would never be unlocked.

You're so black, your skin is the night sky and your teeth are the stars.

You're so black, you don't even need to shower.


I need the money to pay back my friends and help them with their new accounts.
XD

 

Tealycraft
Joke: ypu know why african americans are so good at basketball? Cuz all you have to do is Run, Shoot, and steal.

I wanna win cuz im poor af lol and i wanna get back into wynn, and winnijg a giveaway will definatly get me playing more.

 

orange0401

 

The romans didn't find algebra very challenging, for them X was always 10(if you don't understand look up latin numbers)