Dogs Don't Actually Exist

Dogs are a myth. They're actually just a different breed of cat that happens to have a long snout.

 

woof

 

Dogs cannot be cats because cats are superior to dogs in every way

 

Dogs are large rodents, that's why cats attack them so much

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But that whole graph is fake, because dogs are omnivores

 

Kitty cats gotta put the rodents in their place

 

Plot twist
Not only do dogs not exist but EVERY animal is actually a cat with some horrifying mutation

 

So the reason my cat ambushes me after I go to the bathroom, is because I technically marked my territory?

 

@BisexualDog GO AND DO SOMETHING, THEY ARE INSULTING YOU; YOU ARENT A CAT!! Or are your name now BisexualCat?

 

Explain me atheist.

 

So based on the logic that dogs are omnivores, that should mean that the graph is accurate. Thx you for confirming me.

 

NOH cats are a lie!
They are just ugly babies that eat people!!

 

well one of the things in your username doesn't exist that's for sure




and that's dogs because I'm bi that would be weird if I didn't exist wouldn't it

 

Psh why not both?

 

At leasts wolves aren't dogs so Im safe

 

Wolves are dogs. They're not domesticated dogs, but they're Canidaean. Canidae is the dog clade.

 

Have you ever seen a canine turn into a non canine in a laboratroy, atheistss?
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Well, dog by definition is the domesticated animal so wolves aren't dogs even though they share a class

 

No. You're thinking of the domesticated dogs. All canids are referred to as "dog" informally

 

Is you sure?