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i don't know why we had to write a paragraph in english overanalysis of shitty books class about the little engine that could

but i guess we did
and this is the dumbest thing i've ever done

i should get a literary prize for writing the most creatively crafted high school freshman paragraph of 2017

if i don't get my award in a week i'm driving to the nearest wal-mart to throw toys at whoever runs those award committees

kerchoo

 

Better start driving.

 

jesus christ i literally just pressed "post thread"

 

I was in the shout box and saw it lol

 

I rate 8/8 mate, that was great

But i would've compared it to mlk's struggles and his metaphorical carrying of the toys (the fate of the civil rights movement) on his back

 

50% of the paragraph was sarcastic and for humour

of course i wouldn't use serious, well thought-out comparisons

 

YOU WROTE IN THE FUCKING RIGHT SIDE MARGIN
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE REMAINDER OF WORDS THAT DONT FIT AFTER YOU WRITE THEM DOWN
THATS NOT A MAIN WRITING SPACE
IM LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT NOW

 

also i like your handwriting

 

my mom thinks it's shit but ok

 

Way better handwriting than I can do

 

I once wrote an essay about torturing 7th graders with snowballs, because 7th graders suck

 

How high are you?

Whapow my brethren

 

I actually did that, come to me during OWO and I'll show you

 

I once wrote a play in 6th grade about a kid being abused then running away with his friends, o lay to forget food mid-way and tried to eat his friends alive

The play had to be cut short...

 

AT LEAST ITS LEGIBLE