Questions About Rpgs

How come we have to take turns fighting?

How come a kid as young as 10 who has no experience fighting is able to defeat some evil spirit while the army can't?

Why are there kids fighting?

Why do shopkeepers and kings trust inexperienced fighters or kids with weapons or to "defeat this dude"?

Why don't shopkeepers or civilians or any other person ask why the main character is miles away from home, even when the main character is a kid?

Why is there so much talking and information, even if your fighting or not a part of the conversation

Why are we able to break into peoples houses?

 

Everyone's just playing fair.

Economic depression.

Economic depression.

Economic depression.

Economic depression.

Economic depression, makes for interesting conversation.

Economic depression.



Conclusion: Communism is the only solution.

 

Most importantly:
Why don't RPGs have recoil?

that's because they have open backs where the opposite reaction propelling the grenade escapes, because it's a rocket propelled grenade. it's not propelled by the launcher holding it, therefore it's not an object with an equal and opposite reaction.

 

because this way your enemy has something to do

because the armies are shit

because they will become warriors SoonTM

bc wynaut

because they dont care where you live

because thats one of the strategies mobs has for us to lose, make us read text for then fight us

why shouldnt be able?