Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. The sandwich is raw.

I wish for a delicious bowl of chicken noodle soup heated to the perfect temperature.

 

Granted, but there's a fly in it.

I wish for a fully cooked sandwich that is exactly to my liking in every way, shape, and form.

 

Granted, But you are unable to eat it because a magic spell was cast onto it.

I wish for the ability to play the piano perfectly

 

Granted, but you can only play "Mary Had A Little Lamb."

I wish to have the ability to create anything with my mind.

 

Granted, but you can only create something you already own.

I wish to have the ability to kill anyone at anytime.

 

Granted, but you can only use this ability at the cost of 2 billion USD, a swedish wacth, a kidney, a gold tooth and a 5 page essay on the biography of Hillary Cliton per use.

I wish to be a popular game developer that can make good games.

 

Granted, you are forced to work more than 10 hours a day with no sleep. You later die of heart failure

I wish that this wish can't be granted or not granted

 

The universe explodes.

I wish that I received exactly US $100,000 in legitimate American currency. It would be stored in a briefcase of the appropriate size in stacks of $100 bills of US legal tender, and would mysteriously appear on my desk without displacing any air/personal items

 

As it turns out, the money came from drug deals in south america. The police track the money to you, and you go to jail.

I wish to have good art skills.

 

Granted. You use your skills to draw furry porn and commit suicide from all the hate.

I wish for a pet bunny.

 

Granted, but the bunny is a vampire and kills you after slowly torturing everyone you love.

I wish to be the harem king of the sexiest girls in existence with out any STDs and completely free of price. Not mention the biggest schween as well.

 

Granted, but your schween is so big that crushes you under its weight.

I wish I had the power to stop procrastinating.

 

Granted, but everything you do is bad quality

I wish I could make good memes

 

granted! They are the shittiest memes ever, and because of this the "good and smart people" are mad at you for clogging the internet. You commit suicide.
I wish I was level 101 in wynncraft and have all the mythics and a 40/40 white horse.

 

Granted. But they have the worst stats ever and your white horse doesn't work

I wish my friends would stop leaving me alone while doing quests

 

Granted, but now you have 99,999,999 friends that follow you, then your 9,999 dollar computer breaks.
I wish I was better at bosses.

 

Granted, but only for bosses lower than lvl30
I wish I could stop lagging in Wynncraft

 

Granted, but people hate you because you're the "no-lag" guy, and then after 5 wynncraft years of the great lag war, Moderators ban you.
I wish I had the Hero rank.

 

Granted, but right after the wynncraft team decides they don't need the hero rank and decide to trash it, making your hero rank now useless.
I wish for eternal supplies of potato chips. (No seriously. Those things are good.)

 

Granted, but they are the potato chip version of the bean boozled challange.

I wish I earn my cake and eat it too.