The Quote Wall

"Heyyyy that's pretty good"
-Ian Carter (Idubbbztv)

 

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a quote with a picture next to it."
-Abraham Lincoln, 1863

 

"We were all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid" - Benjamin Franklin


sure are a lot of hard workers here

 

Oh no, a mod replied, now I HAVE to update it!

Right as I was about to finish updating this you replied LOL.

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Btw, it has been updated again! So now you can continue your onslaught of quotes upon my being XD.

 

"I think the song is Bleed" shreder94

 

"I thought people were going to put down legit quotes, guess I was wrong" -me

 

"Lotem (@Lotem) - Moral support, CMD…" - Salted

 

"Thanks y'all, I'm so glad I can watch PG-12 movies now!" --Salted

 

"Why would I want a Factory key when I can have his House key ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" --Rei-Kun

 

"T H E B A T H"
-Murdoc Niccals: Saturnz Barz

 

"Jesus is Brett!" - Commenters from important video playlist

 

- "no... die!"
-"you fuck"
-"<3"
-"hey babe"
- "fuck you!" -Lorigami 2017 (as quoted by a friend during a call, all within a minute of each other)

and also:
When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written "He dies." That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is "He dies." It takes Shakespeare, a genius, to come up with "He dies." And yet every time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed with dysphoria. And I know it's only natural to be sad, but not because of the words "He dies." but because of the life we saw prior to the words. -Mr Magorium

 

"karadzic will lead the serbs... show them they aren't afraid of anything" -the singer of "Serbia Strong", translated from Serbian

 

here comes...

THE BILL O'REILLY SPECIAL!

*trumpets*​

"I just wish Katrina had only hit the United Nations building, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn't have rescued them." -Bill O'Reilly

"Don't abandon your children, don't get pregnant at 14. Don't allow your neighborhoods to deteriorate into free-fire zones. That's what the African-American community should have on their T-shirts." -O'Reilly, unsurprisingly

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p---y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..." -Bill O'Reilly, according to a Fox News Producer on O'Reilly being accused of sexual assault.

"But how are you going to get jobs for them? Many of them are ill-educated and have tattoos on their foreheads, and I hate to be generalized about it, but it's true. If you look at all the educational statistics, how are you going to get jobs for people who aren't qualified for jobs?" -Bill O'Reilly, on the entire African American race. Really.

"You know what's really frightening? You actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it’s true. You’ve got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote." - to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

"Now it's so bad that I spend an enormous amount of money protecting myself against evil." -Bill O'Reilly, oblivious to the irony of that statement.

"I don't know any racists. I don't know anybody, on either black or white people, who don't like, like our staff here is integrated, and my assistant is black, she's been with me for 25 years. I just never see this." -the O'Reillian equivalent of "I- uh- have black friends! That means I'm justified for saying black people are biologically more violent!"

"We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE! Look, I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!"

bill o'no please stop

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"Rage goes in, rage goes out. You can't explain it."
Arthur Ponzarelli, on that video above.

 

"If something is two dimensional then it has no depth, so doesn't that mean its infinitely thin?" -Myself #showerthought

 

yes.
that's not a hard question to answer

 

"At least I tried, because now I know what I have to fix. I have to fix the fact that I'm doing it." -My IRL Friend, 2k17

It was paraphrased because I can't remember the exact quote.

 

Friend- "No buts of ifs!"
Me- "But..."
Friend- "I SAID NO BUTS!!"
@Killer Raptar - "If..."
Me- "If,if,if,if..."
Friend- "You guys suck."
(Recent conversation)

 

"Oh no, a mod replied, now I HAVE to update it!"
RogueHatter, Attack Helicopter, 1938, the shire

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No, it Cant be infinitely thin because there is no way for it, its not an exponential thinf where is never reaches 0, HECK, it cant reach 0, because that dimension cannot exist.

Its like using an xy graph to try and graph xyz, you can't put a number on it, because it doesntt even exist

(Srry rogue, i wont put non quotes up EVER Again)

 

I bring you wise words from @Anionn

"I made a toot toot with my bum bum!"

"IDFK. I'm not a doctor. I'm just sexy."

"Shit I need to comb my mouth bones"