‌the 2 ‌millionth ‌cult/renaming ‌thread

alright kiddos
here's a new trend that I'm about to set
this is really dangerous and you probably won't survive through this
are you ready















step 1: have a completely original name and profile picture

GROUNDBREAKING CULT
THIS TREND WILL SWEEP THE FORUMS WITH SHOCK AS EVERYONE KEEPS THEIR NAME THE SAME

if you managed to survive step 1 through 1, you did it

here is the list of great warriors who have decided to join me in my quest

Spoiler: the list!!!11111

@everyone except for people with Jamieverse-related names, EXE in their name, and dikdik profile pictures

and yeah I forgot about the homosuck cult

and four hours after I post this two new cults pop up, namely the ganon cult and the tubular cult

this forum is screwed

congratulations you did it
go eat an ice cream or something

if you can't tell this entire thread is satire
if you are offended please contact me at my steam profile

 

Awesome! The Homestuck Cult isn't counted!

 

@Jamieverse @'Jamieverse' @"Jamieverse" @(Jamieverse) @Historicalverse @WolfieVerse @Aarontti

BURN THE NON BELIEVER

 

I mean, they are somewhat "original" profile pictures

but I'll still count it

 

Neither are grians

 

SOMEBODY CALLED?

LET'S GET TO WORK.

 

HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER