Every Time Someone Mentions Corkus On The Forums, The Release Is Delayed Another Year

I didn't count those

if you put 2025 + 8 in a calculator you'll get 2033, you messed up somewhere

 

I'll recount quickly... Yeah, it's actually 2029, we were both wrong :P

 

but corkuss

 

I'm 100% sure it's 2033. Use a calculator and make sure you didn't put in the wrong numbers.
also 2034

 

Posts in this thread don't count m8.

 

but corkus

 

Some of the quotes were actually replies to earlier in the thread. Three, to be exact.

 

just let memethyl decide the official count

 

Very well

 

from my count it's 2035

+2 for https://forums.wynncraft.com/profile-posts/246710/
[skipped the @Corkus and @CorkusMerchant mentions earlier ITT, if you see their posts on the forums then they'll count]
+1 for
+1 for
+5 for
+3 for the snippet from the wynnter update thread
+4 for the replies quoted from the wynnter update thread
+1 for
+1 for

continue from 2036, see edit2

EDIT: https://forums.wynncraft.com/profile-posts/246710/ IS +2, THERE WERE TWO CORKUS MENTIONS IN THAT COMMENT CHAIN

edit2: motherfucker it's 2036 now

 

I approve of this thread

 

Bu- Bu-- But your Cor- Cor- Corkus!

 

Yes. Yes I am.