What Do You Do?

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i do nothing.

You have a detonator linked to a bomb located in the building you hate most. What do you do?

 

Give him a burger. Because aparrently you need a fork and knife for that.

WC gets hacked and every string in the game (item names, mob names, location names, class names, etc) gets changed to "OH YEAH MR KRABS". What do you do?

 

Make a post on the forums.

You are banned for lulz. What do you do?

 

Complain on /r/wynncraft.

You don't have access to internet anymore. What do you do?

 

build a new internet. I will not be silenced!

You no longer have arms. What do you do?

 

I typ woth mu nosr

You wake up to find that a blizzard piled snow halfway up your door - you can't get out. Your internet and power were also cut off by the storm. What do you do?

 

Play osu! offline.

You're locked in your school with no windows or any escape route, with all your classmates and teachers for one week. What do you do?

 

Survive. Any way possible.

You get hit by a truck. What do you do?

 

hope that i either died or have people calling the paramedics so im not in agony.

A serial killer is obsessed with you and will stop at nothing to claim you. What do?

 

surround myself with @Florfy5 clones so I am protected.

It is raining potatoes. What do you do?

 

(Well, the cleanup of the serial killer's 1,000 pieces after he got cut over 9000 times by katanas will be hard)
Catch the potatoes and make a nice turkey dinner with them as sides.

You're randomly in SAW, as one of the game's players. What do you do?

 

I suppose I get brutally murdered.

You are teleported into a minecraft factions server and you have full god gear. What do you do?

 

Depends on what god gear means.
If it's impossibly enchanted gear (Sharp X, Fire X, etc), I'd just go around and murder enemy gamers to obtain their pixel gear.
If it's max legit gear, I'd hide in a cave and not play the server.

You are teleported into your favorite game. What game would it be, and what would you do in it?

 

It would be Wynncraft (servers count) and I suppose I would still be grinding.