What Do You Do?

Realize that I don't even play Minecraft anymore and pet Kitty.

I post a reply to this thread. What do you do?

 

I reply how this reply is a reply to your reply.

You're walking along outside of Ragni with your lvl 1 assassin and you're suddenly transported to the Hive. What do you do?

 

I wonder wtf is this, then try to run away with my not-so master skills.

someone stole a mama zomble kill from u wat du u duuu

 

Cry to sleep


An old man says "Get off my lawn!" When he is the one on your lawn. What do?

 

Dive into a long an ultimately pointless explanation of how this is my lawn. He obviously won't understand and then I'll just shoot him or something.

The ICP is running for president in 2020. They win the election. What do you do?

 

Better than Trump
Wonder which country they ran in.

Trump isn't president, it's a huge practical joke, and Bernie Sanders is president. What do you do?

 

I tell my parent they can stop saving for college because bernie' s plunging America deeper into debt by giving us free college, we then use the money on plane tickets for when America falls into anarchy and we must live with family in Ireland...

You have an extremely itchy eye, you know that you will suffer throughout the day of u don't itch it, but it's KILLING YOU!

 

I suck it up. This is like what, the 50th time?


One day, you wake up and see that you are the only person in the world. What do you do?

 

I enjoy it while I last.

You're halfway through your lunch when you are informed that your meal was poisoned. What do you do?

 

With my dying breath, I utter: "I hid my life savings in -"

One day, you find yourself (along with everyone else) Teleported inside wynncraft à la Log Horizon. what's the first thing you do?

 

I grieve for my past self, as teleportation is literally death.

You have a crippling addiction to fire extinguisher fluid. What the fuck do you do?!

 

I ... I suppose I die almost immediately...

You Hear the possibility of a new A-Team, are you excited at the rebbot, or angry at the fact that they cant let good memeroies live (like the new MacGyver vs. old)

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what do ya do?

 

I do nothing because I have no idea what it is. [CRY][/CRY]

An interesting (and pointless) day is coming soon. During that day - that one day - no laws, rules, or regulations apply; it's a free reign for everybody. Before you know it, the day arrives. What do you do?

 

I skip school and play video games all day while ignoring the sounds of death, mayhem, and suffering outside the window.

I forget to add a question after I answer the last one. What do you do?

(edit: the SECOND i clicked post I got serious deja vu. Doesn't happen much anymore)

 

I pretend to be interested while I'm actually bored.

Your true love proposes to you, what do you do?

 

"Yes." No other words needed for this reply.

You're playing WC normally and die to mobs who ganged up on you. You go to the restroom while waiting for your character to respawn, then come back and find out you got banned for "being a noob". What do you do?

 

I file a lawsuit because I have illegal evidence that I am not a noob.

It's nearly midnight, and you have a 20-page essay due in school tomorrow that you haven't even started. What do you do?

 

Drink two gallons of coffee of coffee and finish the essay in two hours and still get 4 hours of sleep.

You are in the show "Fear the Walking Dead" What do you do?

 

I get killed by Negan: you cant survive the walking dead. (rip me *sad violin music)

(WC related) Yayhas final form is slowly coming up to you... he's going to pelt you with deadly mushrooms (remember, he's level 9001... fear him...)... what do you do?

 

I become the mushroom itself. Yahya falls over in fear in light of my power, as I let my mushroom head down. Mwahahahah.

You're walking in the woods when suddenly, Shia Leboeuf runs at you from the bushes. He's holding a fork and knife, and looks hungry. What do you do?