Mama Zomble's Memory Giveaway

IGN: los_pollitoz
Why I want it: Because its so valuable and I'm poor (not really)
Pun: Get NemREKT son

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game.: Because I'm getting aHEAD of myself.
-Give IGN: Ninjazzzzzz
-Make up a Wynncraft pun: Oh boy I have a list for this from the twitter pun thing.

Why do all the high levels hang out in Molten Heights?
Because it rodoROCs.

Why is Salted weary of Grian?
Because Grian once sexually asSALTED him.

What was done to the city in the Dark Forest after being decayed?
It was GeliBOARDed up.

Why is Detlas everyone’s favorite city?
Because it’s the first and Det-last city you go to.

Why does everyone pass through Ragni?
Because you Rag-need to pass through it to progress.

Why is Nesaak snowed over?
Because the idea of it being in a desert was Nes-sacked.

Why did the Hive turn Islamic?
The leader read the Qiran.

What did Chief Lobo say after a human entered his camp?
“Gert out!”

I hate the quest Underwater. It really Mal-ticks me off.

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game. To sell it
-Give IGN Salted Viztep
-Make up a wynncraft pun

Spoiler: A very bad joke/pun

What did wynncraft say when he won a football game? I always wynn!

Don't say I didn't warn you; told you it was bad.

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game: COLLECTORS ITEM
-Give IGN: yuuenchi2
-Make up a wynncraft pun: i hope a wynn this giveaway

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game: i wwant to join the corruption
-Give IGN: shamos2000
-Make up a wynncraft pun: wwhy did grian surprise us?



HE BLOOMI AWWAY!


bloom i is the name of a province coming to wwynncraft

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game. To have less space in my full bank
-Give IGN Zepic32
-Make up a wynncraft pun This giveaway is a ryuudicolous idea!

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game:
I want this because I'm a poor skrub who doesn't have enough time to make money cuz he has school but also wants to be rich because he has a sucky build and nobody likes him because he's a poor idiot.

-IGN:
Jamieverse

-Make a Wynncraft Pun:
Corkus? More like Dorkus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!1111!1!1!!!11!!

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game. im a collecter and i want to collect it
-Give IGN Tomato_Viking
-Make up a wynncraft pun

Spoiler: The pun

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game. Because I'm poorer than a sad hobo on the streets and I want to make it rain on my guild members
-Give IGN. Rainbouw
-Make up a Wynncraft pun. Your life no just kidding <3. Here's the pun/joke (because I'm bad at puns) what did salted do when he saw a snail he rubbed himself all over it and killed it (hahahahah im not funny I need friends help me :( )

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Btw here's the real pun Gavel more like Buber ah ha h....

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I hate auto correct I ment to say nuubel not buber

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game: For bragging rights and to wear it.
-Give IGN: NeonRider
-Make up a wynncraft pun: I think I should wynn this.

 

Vanity items 4 da win!
NoG4meNoL1fe
I hope to wynn this item (k soz this was rly bad, but it instantly came to mind)

 

Tell me why: I have no money and I want money plz i want all teh mtyhics
Give IGN: Srivient
Make up a wynncraft pun: Why though? I'm not gonna wynn this anyway, why bother when i'm Lykron from Harry Potter? Nohno, he never wynns anything. Maybe I could just get out of here and leave this pun fest behind mehme. But Nohno, I, in good consciousness, can Cascade this down into weapon puns, which can Weathered through more bad writing. In fact, I am most likely going to hit Nirvana with my weapon puns, (maybe not). To try and get all these puns out, I must be a real Monster, with real Venom and everything. I'm trying to squeeze all these puns out, but I don't have a really good Stinger. Either way, I have to stay Current, and so I'll end this thing with one last sentence that ensures that this pun-fest is Fatal for me and my victory chances.

 

Sorry you were talking? All I heard was a whole lot of Yahya Yahya.. I dont wanna go Isaid nohno and now.. You've made me feel kinda Mehme about it all.
TehEpicManz
I wanna wear it on random occasions!

 

Why I Want it:*insert cancerous reply that is over used on these types of giveaways in an attempt of satirical effect to persuade the creator to like the comment which, in turn, enables them to receive a useless collectors item, which they can then use to brag to other players in wynn to try to cover up their insecurity and how lonely they are in real life by obtaining virtual items of little known value in a Minecraft server where no one cares whether you have a mama zomble memory or not*

IGN: Unislendercorn

Pun: I'm Sohso sorry I had to make you hear this, wait Nohno I'm not!

 

Why: because everyone is scared of a zombie (right? ...guys?)
IGN CRE2525
these puns are terrible. we should put a corkus in it

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game.: Because it's worth a lot of money :)
-Give IGN: Marauder657
-Make up a wynncraft pun: The runner entered the race, hoping to be 2nd or 3rd place. However, he ended up being det-las

Honestly guys. You should take my pun for a grian of salt

 

-Tell me why you want a zombie head that has no stats but is one of the rarest items in the game: I used to have one, lost it because of some glitch.
-Give IGN: pretzule
-Make up a wynncraft pun: There was this guy on a farm that raised pigs and had a good time doing it. Every so often one of his pigs would get old and die, and being the man he was he decided to not let the pig go to waste and recycled them through giving it to his dogs or other people in need of food. Of course he would have to sometimes let the pig dry or put it on a shelf until he cooked it but this shelf that he put it on was a little old and wobbly. One day after one of his pigs died he put it on a high shelf so that his dogs wouldn't be able to get to it. The next day when he went to cook it he went to grab the ham and the weak shelf came loose, all of the ham went tumbling down onto him and when he got up he looked down and it was just a Hamsey (ham sea).

 

-Because im poor and I want to sell it
-Chigo_
-you dont get a pun from me!

 

My name is JeffTheNub. I want this zombie head because I like it very much as I used to grind zombie near where the mama zombie will spawn two years ago and I sincerely hope (wish) I could have this item one day.
And this is the worst pun...: I don't really think I'll wynn this giveaway as I am always unlucky. And I'ma "weyn" on the guy who makes the best pun in this giveaway, because you wynn and I lose. Fml.

 

I need a zombie head for money.
IGN is DaWitherKing224
I'm GeliBORED