What Were Your Fights At School

Since reddit run out of these type of posts, I need to get more action

Lets start by me

I'm a very tall kid for my age (1m70 and the others are about 1m 50-60 borderline)
One day i was sitting in the playground minding my own shit and I was sitting on someone elses bag (he was on the same grade as me) and he took the bag from behind me and i fell back on thr glass door behind me

I say wtf man and give a slight kick in his bag
At that moment i shit you not the kid goes supersayan and rages and proceeds to throw his bag on my face with my glasses on
I get pissed because holy shit my glasses (no dmg dealed tho 2 gud 4 goku)

So i take him and make him fall on the ground, he hits his head and starts bleeding a bit and cries

I had to write 115 lines of bullshit i made up as an apology




Second one was when a kid from a grade under me thought he was stronger (because he failed the class so he was technicly in the same grade as me)
and he was pissing me off, i told him to fuck off and that worked at times
But one day I was in the bathroom and he takes water in his mouth and spashes it on me and my clothes

I grab im throw him against the floor and give him a strong kick in the head

I didnt get anything for that

Post your stories/experiences here!

 

savage

 

After reading this, I am glad to say that I haven't gotten into any fights so far.

 

Only once....
So we were playing a soccer game and some kid jabs me in the neck on purpose, and my jaw is dislocated.
I pin him to the ground and start beating the shit out of him.
I got suspended from the league
And ye.
We won the game but lost the next 7, I couldn't play as well.
It was a great story to explain to the principal at least xd

 

*Didn't get anything or Got nothing. Didn't get nothing is a double negative, meaning you did not get nothing, you did get something.

 

Depends what school you'll go to

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Right.

 

Luckly I won't change school anymore, except for university >w<

 

now i remember why i don't socialize

savage

 

Not pretty much of fights I've been into... most of them were verbal.
There's always that day were a huge crowd of people gets formed, although most of the times I arrive too late to witness the fight... or sometimes there wasn't a real one...

 

I've never been in any fights, likely since I am too much of a pacifist to initiate a fight and nobody really has a reason to attack me.

However, apparently fights aren't uncommon at my school. I'm never there for them, except for one small fight in the cafeteria. I don't know why it happened, but the cafeteria was pretty noisy for the next 5 minutes, let's just say.


This thread is a reminder of why I try to avoid even making eye contact with most of the other people in my school.

 

Fighting my mental stability because most of the guys at my school are complete jerks

 

The people at my school aren't jerks, but I still have to fight my mental stability because they're idiots instead.

 

Closest thing to a fight this year was when a Furry tried to jump me after school, except;
>Furries
>Ice
>Knowing how to handle people trying to hit you
>Be me
>Walking home, down an icy hill
>Notice a known Furry tailing you
>Stop to "check your phone"
>Sneak in a quick glance to see Furry winding up
>Duck and take Furry from behind
>Watch as your bony ass and the well cushioned legs of a Furry slide away, sending the assailant to the ground
>Smirk
>"Accidentally" kick them

 

Some kid said that if I touched him (it was by accident) that he had the right to call me gay, and I did accidentally touch him again and then we got into a fight.

 

back in grade 2

other grade 2's picked on me for stuff

I punched a dude and ran away

the end

never had a fight again

 

Huh you guys are pretty pacific

 

Did you just green text on a minecraft forum?

 

did you just question a person on their use of comedy chevrons

 

As a matter of fact I think I did.

 

>not following along with the joke by adding "humor indicators" or "greater than signs of laughter" or etc.