King Of The Hill (revival)

I steal your device and teleport you to the void, thus claiming the hill.
And, my turducken is still here, so it will eat you.

 

I use my backup device to teleport back, then teleport you and the Turducken to the void. I go to set up another backup teleporter, and leave a pizza dinosaur to guard the hill until I come back.

 

Because I'm a ghost, I'm let out of the Underworld. I tame the dinosaur with some pepperoni, and claim the hill.

 

I perform a ritual that erases ghosts from existence. You're erased from existence and I take the hill.

 

Oh.

BUT.

I am able to perform a ritual beforehand, that makes me immune to that ritual. I then revive the Turducken with another ritual, and let him eat you. I then claim the hill.

 

bumpybumpy

 

I send an army of our great countries obese people to eat the turducken

@President Trump claims the hill and claims it as America, he builds a 50 foot wall to keep you immigrants out

 

I drive a tank with rockets on the back into the wall. I crash through and the tank stops at the top of the hill. I put on a suit of power armor with an infinite energy source and wait.

 

I destroy your energy source, and send an army of 100,000,000 dragons to destroy you. I then claim the hill, with the dragons guarding it.

 

Step 1: I go to the hill.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: I claim the hill

 

I smash you with a giant magic robot that runs off of magic. I claim the hill, killing anyone that comes nearby with the magic robot's 5 x 10^1337 laser cannons.

 

I summon Yayha to destroy your cannons and claim the hill, after that I make an army of Yayhas to trow mushrooms to intruders
I also make a new hill out of Yayhas mushrooms and make myself king of that one too.

 

I walk straight through your army because they aren't trained to attack bananas and claim the hill.
Also, I ate the other hill.
And you.
Mine.

 

I send a herd of monkeys at you. They eat you and I claim the hill in armor with heat shields.

 

I drown you in maple syrup.
I am now the king of the hill

 

I poke you, and you die. I claim the hill

 

[Someone reported this thread as being necroed. Yes, but, there is room for interpretation. It's back to being played, so we'll just call it revived. Have fun.]

 

I drop a giant scale on you and claim the hill.

 

I drop the fact that I'm glad this thread didn't get locked and blow your mind, causing you to die.

I then claim the hill

 

I walk up to you and push you off the hill, claiming it.