Who Would Like To Learn Americabub?!?

Hello Adventurers! I would like to share with you the language of my province, a land where A cooking clown is as good as bob, yes, I am talking about MERICA you may address me as "ubbywub"

So, to the language:
although we had long ago abandoned it for English (our language was far to advanced for the average people of other countries)
The rules:
Here is me saying "hello there adventurers"
Hub eyub lub lub oyub_ tub hub eyub rub eyub _ ayub dub vub eyub nub tub uyub rub eyub rub sub!"
Here are the rules!
1. Words have spaces between the letters because it would be way to confusing without them
2. Spaces between words are _ while writing, and you would say "space" if speaking.
All Vowels have yub after them and consonants have ub (including y)
Pronounciation tips:
uyub is pronounced you yub
ayub is a hard a as in "age"
E is a hard e as in "eagle"
So is o
and I
you get the jist?
See you next time for the second and last installment of...
ubbywub's _ lub ayub nub gub uyub ayub gub eyub _ cub lub ayub sub sub!
(Ubbywub's language class)

 

bub yub eyub_ fub rub iyub eyub nub dub sub!
bye friends!

 

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