What Would You Do With A Million Dollars?

This is pretty self explanatory so i'll get right into it.

I would get wynncraft the best servers in every continent
I would buy a big house
I would buy every game and rank I want
Give money to the homeless
Go to america


Have fun playing :D

 

I'd just put it in one of those interest things until I'm older... Then I'll have MORE money :D

Not the best idea right now...

It's a joke plz no kill Trump Cultists ;-;

 

Thanks for the good laugh :D

Invest in appartments or create a well doing fast food that's in america in europe

 

Get a really good computer setup built, throw a bunch into like a trust or something that'll compound interest, and probably do some giveaways elsewise.

 

I'd give somebody a small loan of a million dollars

 

That ^

 

I'd probably buy my own house somewhere around Banff, buy a good computer and sound system and all that, and then save some of it and give the rest away to my friends.

 

Use it for college and then put it in compound interest so I can pay for my children's college when the time comes (Or you know, burn it)

EDIT: FOR SCIENCE!

 

invest it in stocks and watch it crash and burn because my luck is that bad

 

Donate it towards research for a Type One Diabetes cure.

 

$1000 - a new computer, plus all needed additions (and maybe a few games)
$74000 - college funds for me + my brother, all expenses paid
$25000 - new spending money for my family, plus any leftover from that ^
$300000 - straight into investments - retirement, etc
$600000 - various charity donations

 

Charity. All of it.

 

Lost all of it through families problem , literally all they fight about is money and properties .

 

Changed answer:
$600k: put it in a savings fund (or whatever it's called)
$300k: Donate to various charities (many of which are combatting climate control... Others different diseases... And so on.)
$100k: Spend it on random things (Like games and food and stuff... Though 90% of it won't get spent because... Well, I use money way too sparingly)

I can never think of things that I want... Then christmas and my birthday are within a month... Fun.

 

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I’d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(I’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn’t be that hard)

If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere)

We could just go up there and hang out
(Like open the fridge and stuff
And there’d all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
Well, can you blame them?
(Yeah!)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more)

If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)

But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

If you know the song I love you

 

I only know it because of this

 

You still know it, so I still love you <3

 

I would be President of the USA B)

 

I'd Move to where the yearly income is like 2000 dollars or something (watch marcus lemonis the profit cuba edition, its sad)
And live as comfily as possible for the next 1000000000x1012222 centuries
Yeeaaaah, wynncraft and high end gaming pcs for life!!!