What Do You Do?

I take a guided tour of North Korea's tourist spots.

World War Three breaks out and your whole family is killed. What do you do?

 

Wait till bomb shelters are created

You find out how to make napalm on Youtube, what do you do?

 

Absolutely nothing.

It starts raining boulders, what do you do?

 

Hide underground.

You find out the name on your birth certificate is actually Allahu Akbar. What dost thou do?

 

I file legal paperwork to change my name to Francis Mailloux.

Your house is buried in 10 meters/33 feet of snow overnight. What do you do?

 

That's easy dude! I take my flamethrower and melt the sh*t out of that snow.
Then because I am a pyromancer and didn't think about what happens when you melt snow I accidently just flooded my house :P

You find out that the earth is about to be destroyed and that your best friend is an alien obsessed with towels. Apparently you have to drink alot of beer and get alot of salt for some sciencey stuff and suddenly you wake up in a weird room and this friend of yours is trying to put a weird fish in your ear.
What do you do?

 

Build a supercomputer to tell me the meaning of life.
It's 42.

You hear the nuclear alarm but the pizza you were cooking is done. What do you do?

 

I eat the pizza. Pizza is always priority one. Nobody cares about nukes. Wait, what's that bright light outside?

You are given a key that can open any locked door. What do you do?

 

Rob banks like it's bad movie night, and you're in the movie.

You gain the power to make people's Minecraft lag. What do you do?

 

I solo the Orange Wybel and Qira by lagging them. Then I go on CTF, time everyone out, and cap farm. Then I start trolling people on minigame servers. Bonus points if you crash a moderator.

You wake up in the morning to find out that you have a random superpower. The next morning, you wake up to have a different superpower. Your superpower seems to change every day. What do you do?

 

Take advantage of it and make free pizza

You've just received news that a level 1 got a mythic out of the first mob he killed. What do you do?

 

Cry.

The Corkus update is released. But it turns out that everything from the April Fool's thread was included. What do you do?

 

i kill grian in game


u have 6 mythics, 10000 le and 30000 legendarys in ur inventory and u re at 0 sul points and the old soul point system is back and u got 1 health, negative health regen and nrgative live steal and u're not in ur mage and u dont have any potions and there isn't anyone near you not even an npc and u are in a place rly far way from a town and there're 183278946264 lvl 100 agressive mobs near u and u dont have any health regen and live steal gear in ur inventory. what do u do?

 

R.I.P 2016 Quit

You finally get a mythic after 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 days of grinding. You are identifying it when the server restarts, and you lose it. What do you do?

 

lç

i kms


u ordered a pizzza, the pizza guy will reach in 2 hours. 1 hour later u recive a phone call saying that an assassin will knock ur dooor in 1 hour(the same time the pizza guy reach ur home) to killl u. 1 hour later someone knock ur dooor. what do u do?

 

I call the cops

What do you do if you find out the nice pizza in front of you will kill you in 1 hr if you eat it, but it's the last pizza you'll ever have the opportunity to eat, even if you don't eat it.

 

I walk away. I don't like pizza that much, anyway.

You have WynnEnhanced on, and 10 mythics are dropped near you, but your house is on fire. What do you do?

 

I take the mythics, shouldn't take more than 30 seconds, then call 911.

 

Grab the mythics and then call 911.

Your friend says that if you take off all of your clothes and do the chicken dance in Walmart, he'll give you Salted's email address. What do you do?

 

No thank you, it's not worth being arrested for indecent exposure for.

Your cat has hacked your Minecraft account and gotten you banned from Wynncraft. What do you do?